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Satan666
12-14-2007, 04:42
So for those of you that don't know how this works, I say something like "I wish I could have a million dollars". then the next person would say something like "the government takes it all for taxes" thus Breaking my wish. then the person who breaks it has to come up with a wish... then someone breaks theirs and it continues...


I wish Svenne would release the WoW code.

pcgluva
12-14-2007, 09:22
estonians have the contract


i wish peace would come to the world

ranger2112
12-14-2007, 09:56
Too bad USA is a renegade nation now


I wish it would snow in Louisiana

Mr President
12-14-2007, 10:51
To bad cause your the devil and it doesn't snow in hell

I wish the Estonians didn't have a contract

northbabylon
12-14-2007, 12:31
but they do

i wish i would pass my math test

BB
12-14-2007, 12:36
but ya got stoned and fried your brain cells


I wish pres would take the USA back

northbabylon
12-14-2007, 12:54
but he won't, cause nball is taken ova.

i wish the mets would win the world series, unlike the yankees who had 8 guys on the 2000 team when they beat the mets on the juice.

ranger2112
12-14-2007, 16:25
too bad the yankees are such hosers they will prob win again

i wish for Pron to win the set

Crimson Shadow
12-14-2007, 17:01
but he will die

I wish we didn't have stupid games like this lol

northbabylon
12-14-2007, 18:25
to bad it is fun.

I wish the above poster to be shot on site.

Crimson Shadow
12-14-2007, 18:35
but he can't die

I wish I had a new computer

pcgluva
12-14-2007, 19:07
but your ttoo much of a bum

i wish fore 1000000 credits

ranger2112
12-14-2007, 19:46
donations are wrong (for you lp)

i wish i had more turns and military so i could do what i want

Crimson Shadow
12-14-2007, 22:38
but your not cool enough


I wish I could beat Guitar Hero III on expert

northbabylon
12-14-2007, 22:44
but your not straight

i wish led zeppelin would tour again.

Dogma
12-15-2007, 00:36
they are, silly.

I wish Wow was back

northbabylon
12-15-2007, 01:07
iit is silly, just for estonians though.

i wish dogma would pay my tuition

pcgluva
12-15-2007, 02:06
but dogma is paying mine


i wish for 10 more wishes

northbabylon
12-15-2007, 04:21
the genie only grants the wishes for straight people, sorry. =/

i wish i could get my 360 tomorrow.

Satan666
12-15-2007, 05:16
too bad they are completely sold out for christmas

I wish My computer wasn't a POS

northbabylon
12-15-2007, 05:39
But it is, if you don't want it ill take it.

I wish my computer had a steady internet connection.

Crimson Shadow
12-15-2007, 08:36
But dial up is unreliable

I wish I had time to play NW

Mr President
12-15-2007, 09:39
You were not that good in WoW, so it's better that you don't have time.

I wish for world peace lmao

Crimson Shadow
12-15-2007, 11:49
A grouch Mr P won't allow world peace

I wish for some food

northbabylon
12-15-2007, 14:30
to bad i ate your dinner. =/

I wish i had an endless supply of eggnog.

Guy77
12-15-2007, 14:48
Too bad LOL drank it all

I wish i didn't have a hang over

Satan666
12-15-2007, 15:41
Then stop drinking

I wish I had the most rep on this forum (and i do)

ranger2112
12-15-2007, 15:56
thats cuz u r a suck azz


i wish i had a drink

Satan666
12-15-2007, 15:58
then get off your lazy a** and get one

I wish I wasn't tired

ranger2112
12-15-2007, 15:59
not lazy just at work and quit partying so much


wish this thread was closed

Satan666
12-15-2007, 16:04
It'll never be closed

I wish a new Diablo game would come out (thats a computer game for you older people)

ranger2112
12-15-2007, 16:05
u would stink at it anyways

i wish there were a rebirth of hair bands

Dogma
12-15-2007, 16:12
just because you dn't have any.

I wish everyday was Saturday

ranger2112
12-15-2007, 16:32
i work on saturdays so pfft


i wish LSU wins the national title

Crimson Shadow
12-15-2007, 18:46
But OSU is better

I wish it wasn't snowing

Mr President
12-15-2007, 19:23
It isn't snow. it's lice falling out of your hair.

I wish you a merry Christmas!

Crimson Shadow
12-15-2007, 20:38
But you only give out coal for christmas

I wish Notre Dame would win a bowl game next year

ranger2112
12-15-2007, 21:00
Notre Dame sux big time


i wish people wouldnt hate on LSU

Satan666
12-15-2007, 21:17
too bad they have a point.

I wish I had some Soda in my house. ( I can't get any because of the snow... and i'm lazy)

Crimson Shadow
12-15-2007, 21:20
too bad your lazy

I wish I had a wireless router

Satan666
12-15-2007, 21:29
too bad your poor.

I wish I had a free shopping spree at Best Buy.

Crimson Shadow
12-15-2007, 22:01
Best Buy isn't as good as Circuit City

I wish I had some more credits (donations are accepted) :P

Satan666
12-16-2007, 02:13
Well you get more credits a year than me, you should be giving me credits.

I wish I had Nightcrawler from X-men's power. (to bamf)

Mahdi
12-16-2007, 08:54
your not old enough

i wish i could play god

Mr President
12-16-2007, 11:49
Sorry i'm not stepping down :P

I wish You a Happy New Year!

Satan666
12-16-2007, 12:30
Alot of us live in the USA, theres not going to be a Happy New Year. Maybe next year

I wish my car wasn't covered in Snow.

Guy77
12-16-2007, 13:31
Too Bad Nature Hates You

I Wish I Had An Emu

pcgluva
12-16-2007, 15:40
but hoes already owned


i wish people could learn to drive so i didnt have to go on so many firecalls

Crimson Shadow
12-16-2007, 17:03
people are retards

I wish there wasn't 2 feet of snow to shovel to get to my car

Missionary
12-16-2007, 17:07
stop pretending you have a car

i wish people would invent better games than this :P

pcgluva
12-16-2007, 17:47
but people have lives



i wish stupid people wouldnt speed past a car accident and then procede to crash themselves

Crimson Shadow
12-16-2007, 18:18
but people arent intelligent

I wish Vinnie was intelligent

pcgluva
12-16-2007, 20:23
but europeans are not intelligent

i wish theyed bring back 90's cartoons

Crimson Shadow
12-16-2007, 20:39
me too...but they have all been canceled :(

I wish the Pats would lose a game

pcgluva
12-17-2007, 00:30
they will choke in the post season

i penigton would step down for clemmens

Satan666
12-17-2007, 01:28
No one knows what your trying to say.

I wish i had a better Cell phone.

Crimson Shadow
12-17-2007, 08:10
you would break it.

I wish my xbox live would work right now

pcgluva
12-17-2007, 09:11
but you should get a 360

i wish satan would follow the NFL (clemens and penigton are both jets quarterbacks)

northbabylon
12-17-2007, 11:30
but hes not straight.

i wish i could pwn crimson in halo online.

ranger2112
12-17-2007, 11:45
you couldnt pawn even if yo had a chess set


i wish my Christmas bonus was bigger

northbabylon
12-17-2007, 11:46
but your boss doesn't like rednecks and he also thinks bonham>>peart

i wish ranger would come to his senses

ranger2112
12-17-2007, 12:01
my senses are intact its your lack of musical sense thats in question



I wish the bears beat the vikings

k959
12-17-2007, 12:48
to bad the bears stink

i wish herm edwards would stay the chiefs coach

Crimson Shadow
12-17-2007, 16:21
noone likes the chiefs

I wish that satan didn't use bugs in the forum to make himself look more repped then he actually is.

ranger2112
12-17-2007, 16:28
too bad he has such a need for recognition



i wish hoebawt wouldnt have so many drunken post

Crimson Shadow
12-17-2007, 16:32
Even his sober posts don't make sence :P

I wish people wouldn't call me at 2:30 in the morning with a wrong number

pcgluva
12-17-2007, 17:20
you shouldnt give your numbers to hookers


i wish life was easy

ranger2112
12-17-2007, 17:41
as easy as you are?


i wish i had a new car

Crimson Shadow
12-17-2007, 17:59
you couldn't afford the insurance

I wish my computer was faster

ranger2112
12-17-2007, 18:03
well if you sprung for something new instead of that dinosaur u have now


i wish Santa Clause was real so i didnt have to spend so much

Crimson Shadow
12-17-2007, 19:19
but hes not.............or is he?!?

I wish school would be canceled tomorrow

ranger2112
12-17-2007, 20:14
thats because you are a slacker


i wish i was home relaxing with a beer

Crimson Shadow
12-17-2007, 21:43
but your probation prohibits that.


I wish I could beat Through Fire and Flames on Expert

Satan666
12-17-2007, 23:07
if you want to be gay you can do that.

I wish Sean would spell Pennington's name right so i had an idea what it was. Wait instead i wish he could spell or write anything intelligent.

pcgluva
12-17-2007, 23:27
lmao i wish satan would go to hell sooner

i wish my education would help when im half asleep

Satan666
12-17-2007, 23:30
You having a education, thats a funny joke.

i wish it was christmas now.

pcgluva
12-17-2007, 23:50
they have xmas in hell?


i wish hell would freez over

Satan666
12-18-2007, 01:04
Sorry my space heater won't allow that.

I wish i had a better job.

k959
12-18-2007, 02:15
you cant get one

i wish i could pay off my dad

Satan666
12-18-2007, 03:33
Get another job

i wish it was summer right now.

Crimson Shadow
12-18-2007, 08:00
you just wished for Christmas...stop contradicting yourself :P

I wish these forum Ads made sense

Satan666
12-18-2007, 20:04
Haven't you ever heard of Christmas in July?

I wish i knew what i wanted to eat for dinner.

Crimson Shadow
12-18-2007, 20:17
make up your mind :P

I wish I didn't have so much homework

pcgluva
12-18-2007, 21:32
stop procrastinating

i wish highschool was drama free

Crimson Shadow
12-18-2007, 21:44
too bad everyone wants to be in the spotlight

I wish the writers strike was over so good shows (and new episodes) could come back to TV.

k959
12-18-2007, 21:57
to bad that wont happen.... wait no thats bad

i wish i had more pop

Satan666
12-19-2007, 01:01
Go up to Thriftway or Food Festival then you lazy bum. (I live down the street so i know where to get Pop)

I wish my girlfriend wasn't sick.

Crimson Shadow
12-19-2007, 07:25
premarital sex is bad :P

I wish I wasn't sick

Missionary
12-19-2007, 10:33
told you hookers are unsafe :)

i wish the americans knew how to speak english properly

k959
12-19-2007, 11:35
we is americans and we dont care how we speak

i wish my room was clean

Crimson Shadow
12-19-2007, 16:35
again....too lazy

I wish this thread was closed :P

Satan666
12-19-2007, 19:48
Go up to Thriftway or Food Festival then you lazy bum. (I live down the street so i know where to get Pop)

I wish my girlfriend wasn't sick.


premarital sex is bad :P

I wish I wasn't sick

I'm confused how these came together (from my g/f being sick and premarital sex is bad)

it'll never be closed as long as you keep posting.

I wish i had more Pizza Rolls.

Crimson Shadow
12-19-2007, 21:44
If she wasn't sick then you would be doing something else ;)


stop eating! lol

I wish it was Christmas Break. (its getting hard to remember what I haven't wished for)

Satan666
12-21-2007, 01:01
it's already Christmas break...

I wish I had my own house

Missionary
12-22-2007, 11:03
got a leak in your box?

i wish crimson would post something sensible :)

Crimson Shadow
12-22-2007, 17:30
But he doesn't have the attention span to do so.

I wish I could think of a good Christmas gift.

pcgluva
12-22-2007, 21:27
But you have no


i wish that women were easy to understand

Satan666
12-23-2007, 03:03
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No chance in .... purgatory.

I wish there wasn't commercials like "Diet Dr. Pepper tastes just like regular Dr. Pepper".

Missionary
12-23-2007, 08:48
but there are to many stupid people who think DIET mean healthy

i wish i understood american football lol

pcgluva
12-23-2007, 08:50
stuff like that sells



i wish we could rewind time

Crimson Shadow
12-23-2007, 19:25
but people would screw everything up

I wish I understood Cricket :P

Satan666
12-24-2007, 00:28
who really cares about cricket?

I wish it was a little warmer.

Crimson Shadow
12-24-2007, 09:24
too bad it dropped 35 degrees in 5 hours here.

I wish it was tomorrow.

Missionary
12-24-2007, 11:34
it will never be 2morrow :) lmao

i wish someone would declare on USA so i can keep attacking without the "try again in 1 hour" message coming up :)

pcgluva
12-24-2007, 12:42
UB has declared because of 646


i wish it was midnight already

Crimson Shadow
12-24-2007, 15:26
your too impatient

I wish Mr P gave bonuses for every holiday ;)

pcgluva
12-24-2007, 21:35
but that would ruin the point of earnign them


i wish life wasnt so complicated

Satan666
12-25-2007, 07:40
then it wouldn't be any fun.

so i wish it was a hour and 20 mins from now so my Christmas would start.

pcgluva
12-25-2007, 09:44
christmas already started

i wish my dad knwew something about computers so he knew COD4 wouldnt work on my computer

Crimson Shadow
12-25-2007, 12:59
*Most* adults dont know anything about electronics

I wish there was more time in the day to do things

Missionary
12-25-2007, 18:42
dont spend you whole dy in bed and on the pc then

i wish i didn have to work xmas day, boxing day, new years eve and new years day :(

pcgluva
12-25-2007, 18:49
get a better job

i wish hitman wasnt so complicated

Crimson Shadow
12-25-2007, 21:09
its not...you just can't comprehend it

I wish my company would leave (7 straight hours of boring the hell out of me)

ranger2112
12-26-2007, 10:32
too bad the worst something is the longer it seems to last


I wish Hoe's state would get suicided by all of NW

pcgluva
12-26-2007, 10:41
but you seem to make plans with him =p

i wish people would yield for emergancy viehicles

Crimson Shadow
12-26-2007, 16:18
people are dumb

I wish I had gotten some better christmas presents lol

k959
12-26-2007, 16:36
santa hates u

i wish i wasnt bored

Crimson Shadow
12-26-2007, 17:10
your too boring

I wish I had an HDTV

k959
12-26-2007, 17:31
to bad your poor

i wish i had more credits

Satan666
12-26-2007, 20:10
you have the most

I wish Nine Inch Nails would come play in Kansas City, MO

ranger2112
12-26-2007, 20:20
KC is more a Village people kinda town


I wish i could take a nap

pcgluva
12-27-2007, 01:33
but you are too paraniod abotu hoe


i wish i had an xbox 360

k959
12-27-2007, 03:36
your a bum tho

i wish i didnt give away 5k to everyone with 1 or more post exept hoe

Crimson Shadow
12-27-2007, 08:58
Too late...you already have plenty of credits anyways

I wish I could think of more things to wish for.

pcgluva
12-27-2007, 09:57
but you have no imagination


i wish i didnt have track practice today

k959
12-27-2007, 11:49
u were stuped to sign up for track

i wish i had more games to play

Satan666
12-28-2007, 02:13
you work at Best buy, buy some.

I wish ranger knew anything about Kansas City.

Crimson Shadow
12-28-2007, 08:37
He just cares about Louisana

I wish the Giants would beat the Pats

pcgluva
12-28-2007, 09:57
its posible but not likely

i wish i could get a morning to sleep in without someone wrecking there car

ranger2112
12-28-2007, 10:10
quit living under the overpass


i wish someone would pm me on their willingness to suicide **********

pcgluva
12-28-2007, 11:39
no one likes you

i wish ranger knew what i ment, =p im a firefighter

Crimson Shadow
12-28-2007, 12:41
He's uneducated

I wish Bob Barker would come back and host the Price is Right

ranger2112
12-28-2007, 13:00
he is 178 years old


i wish someone would make a fresh thread about something else

Satan666
12-30-2007, 03:05
no one has the energy.

I wish my Manager wouldn't under-schedule and call me on my days off.

k959
12-30-2007, 21:18
ohh wow like counting tickits is a big job... ohh and handing out things

i wish i could figure out when i work tommorow

Bram Gotink
12-31-2007, 06:38
You do, but you figure out you were fired

I wish my pc could work FINE, fast and with beautiful graphics

pcgluva
01-01-2008, 03:17
your too poor,


i wish for a full night sleep without firecalls

Satan666
01-01-2008, 20:40
in your dreams.

I wish this year will be better than last year.

pcgluva
01-01-2008, 20:49
you wish for too much

i wish that svenne would give us the code

Satan666
01-01-2008, 21:07
look who's talking

I wish i didn't have anything to wish for.

k959
01-01-2008, 22:16
then why would u post

i wish i wasnt sick

pcgluva
01-01-2008, 23:37
shoulds ate healthier

i wish i didnt have to finish this essay

Crimson Shadow
01-02-2008, 08:29
shouldn't wait until the last minute

I wish school didn't start on Monday already

pcgluva
01-02-2008, 23:05
i started today >:-(

i wish it wasnt almost bellow zero here

Crimson Shadow
01-03-2008, 08:41
move south

I wish I didn't have homework to do :(

Satan666
01-04-2008, 00:44
you'll be smarter because of it.

i wish i didn't pull something in my back.

Crimson Shadow
01-04-2008, 08:49
Have skinnier girlfriends :P


I wish my cell phone wasn't a piece of crap.

Bram Gotink
01-04-2008, 09:38
don't have one, it's dangerous with the ElectroMagnetic Pulses :p

I wish my new computer 'd already arrived

northbabylon
01-04-2008, 18:22
my computer sucks ***...

i wish i could have seen the beatles in concert

ranger2112
01-05-2008, 10:10
u arent even close to cool enough for that


i wish a few suiciders would join my nation

Crimson Shadow
01-05-2008, 13:30
Noone likes you after last set :P

I wish people would stop wishing for things

Satan666
01-06-2008, 21:04
But if we don't wish then what will we do?

I wish there was better things on TV. (I.E. the writers strike would be over)

Crimson Shadow
01-07-2008, 07:24
I already wished for that :P

I wish the National Championship game wasn't on a week night so I could stay up and watch it.

ranger2112
01-07-2008, 09:58
LSU will win anyways



i wish That rash Hoebawt has would clear up

Missionary
01-07-2008, 16:10
aids isnt curable :)

i wish ranger wouldnt keep spreading it hehe

ranger2112
01-07-2008, 16:13
thats what i get for sitting a toilet seat after you



i wish ooga would join my nation. he would have SO much fun

Crimson Shadow
01-07-2008, 19:05
Ooga doesn't like fun.

I wish Ohio State would crush LSU :P

Satan666
01-08-2008, 03:58
Wow its only college

I wish people would understand that its only college and what they should really be looking forward to is the Playoffs.

ranger2112
01-08-2008, 12:15
college is cooler


i wish Dallas gets their azz stomped

Crimson Shadow
01-08-2008, 16:24
Dallas will win though

I wish Satan understood the excitement of college football.

ranger2112
01-08-2008, 16:25
satan understands NO excitement

i wish i had something to wish for

Satan666
01-08-2008, 23:30
well thats because your boring

I wish the anime I watch would have new episodes.

Crimson Shadow
01-09-2008, 07:24
Only nerds watch anime.

I wish Ranger had something to wish for :P

Missionary
01-09-2008, 09:32
under privilasged people have loads to wish for.

i wish train tickets didnt cost so much for a crud service lol

ranger2112
01-09-2008, 10:34
get a real job and buy a car



i wish my powerball numbers would hit...

Crimson Shadow
01-09-2008, 16:28
you wouldn't get to keep it because of taxes.

I wish Vinnie could spell thing correctly.

ranger2112
01-09-2008, 17:04
that requires a triple digit IQ


i wish it would snow a little here at least once this year

Satan666
01-09-2008, 19:42
its not snowing because god hates you.

I wish I would go and get a new Computer

Crimson Shadow
01-09-2008, 21:06
you have to have ranger give you his powerball money.

I wish that it wasn't flooding here.

Missionary
01-10-2008, 13:06
thats what you get for electing a government that refuses to lower there carbon emmissions to a more managable and needed level :)

i wish i had my liscence back so i could get a car and drive insteadf of using the train.

Crimson Shadow
01-10-2008, 16:57
Don't know what carbon emissions has to do with a flood.


If you would obey traffic laws then you would have that problem.

I wish vinnie knew what he was talking about

ranger2112
01-10-2008, 17:50
may as wish for wings


i wish there was an intelligence buffer on here

Crimson Shadow
01-10-2008, 19:02
Mr P is too lazy to install one :P

I wish it was the weekend

ranger2112
01-10-2008, 19:22
with your life of leisure everyday is the weekend



i wish crimson wasnt so close to my post count. :spam:

Crimson Shadow
01-10-2008, 21:39
Should have posted more in Race to 1000 :P

I wish that noone replied to this post.

ranger2112
01-11-2008, 03:07
gotta keep up



wish u didnt use so many smilies

Crimson Shadow
01-11-2008, 07:23
its a habit :P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P lollollollollollollollol *You have 21 images inyour message, you are limited to 16 lmao.

I wish you didn't complain as much

Missionary
01-11-2008, 11:01
Don't know what carbon emissions has to do with a flood.

called the green house effect, something the american government is currently trying to avoid having to do anything about it.

but then that wouldnt be ranger

wish you 2 didnt keep replying to each other lol

ranger2112
01-11-2008, 13:26
i actually LIKE Brett


wish u wouldnt butt into our convos

Crimson Shadow
01-11-2008, 16:55
He wants his spot in the limelight too.

I wish someone would break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.

Satan666
01-11-2008, 18:19
Twix are better.

I wish i didn't have to work until 12:30 tonight (central time)

ranger2112
01-11-2008, 19:44
hey them dishes wont wash themselves


i wish i had a beer

Crimson Shadow
01-11-2008, 22:46
You'll get drunk

I wish referees called fouls both ways.

ranger2112
01-11-2008, 23:40
its hard to fix a game both ways



i wish i wasnt so full

Crimson Shadow
01-12-2008, 00:03
Don't eat so much.

I wish the Seahawks would win.

ranger2112
01-12-2008, 10:43
Seahawks winning is too funny to comment on



i wish people were more realistic in their wishes

Crimson Shadow
01-12-2008, 13:54
Then what would be the point of wishing?

I wish that someone else besides ranger and myself would post in this thread

Satan666
01-13-2008, 03:40
well I post in here since i made it.

I wish my work would burn down.

Crimson Shadow
01-13-2008, 08:43
Then you would need a new job.

I wish I had a credit card so I could become a prem.

Missionary
01-13-2008, 14:53
they dont give credit cards to bums :) lol

i wish i didnt get drunk last nite and fall down sum stairs hurting my ankle :(

Crimson Shadow
01-13-2008, 15:52
I don't even need to say anything for that one lol

I wish the Colts would lose today and Pats would lose next week.

ranger2112
01-13-2008, 17:47
so far so good...



i wish Dallas CHOKES big time

Crimson Shadow
01-13-2008, 19:27
Mr P paid the refs with free credits for life.

I wish that I had 2 million dollars.

Satan666
01-13-2008, 19:52
after interest rates you own them 3 million back.

I wish i knew what I'm doing on my two days off.