3 word story game

[Mr President]

movie, the sandlot

[Crimson Shadow]

because they were

[Hamlet]

not allowed to

[Crimson Shadow]

watch good movies

[Missionary]

due to pirates

[Crimson Shadow]

named Jack Sparrow

[Satan666]

who like to

[Crimson Shadow]

go to the

[Missionary]

moon whilst high

[Hamlet]

on Nutrasweet and

[Satan666]

other expensive drugs

[ooga booga]

that normally would

[Satan666]

make them have

[Hamlet]

nightmares about Ranger

[Crimson Shadow]

when he was

[northbabylon]

a young redneck

[ranger2112]

or a cajun

[Missionary]

chicken salad wrap

[Crimson Shadow]

from McDonalds which

[Satan666]

which surprisingly has

[Crimson Shadow]

under 21 calories

[Satan666]

because of the

[Crimson Shadow]

low sodium content

[ranger2112]

and hot sauce

[Warl0rd]

with some big

[Satan666]

pieces of rancid

[Crimson Shadow]

cucumbers and a

[ranger2112]

hint of fresh

[Missionary]

counter boy urine. :)

[Hamlet]

"Mega disgusting!!", screamed

[Crimson Shadow]

Hamlet as he

[ranger2112]

took a huge

[Crimson Shadow]

bite of the

[ranger2112]

thick, greasy mound

[Missionary]

from urine boy

[Crimson Shadow]

who was then

[Hamlet]

driven to hospital

[ranger2112]

on the handlebars

[Satan666]

because they thought

[Crimson Shadow]

he was a

[ranger2112]

10 year old

[Satan666]

who had a

[ranger2112]

desire for large

[Hamlet]

hemales in pink

[ranger2112]

high heeled pumps

[Nat22]

similar to the

[Crimson Shadow]

style worn in

[Satan666]

Hamlet's favorite movie

[Nat22]

Broke Back Mountain.

[Satan666]

especially the part

[Hamlet]

where Satan666 take

[Missionary]

something from all

[Crimson Shadow]

the little children

[Satan666]

and kills them

[Crimson Shadow]

with a small

[Hamlet]

and extremely rusty

[Nat22]

wooden spoon?!?!?! Then

[Crimson Shadow]

he went to

[Satan666]

see the amazing

[Crimson Shadow]

Ronald McDonald do

[Missionary]

strange and obscene

[Hamlet]

tricks with a

[Crimson Shadow]

hamburger and some

[Satan666]

Milk shakes because

[Crimson Shadow]

he wanted to

[northbabylon]

show off infront

[Mahdi]

of God, naked

[Missionary]

little pixie men

[Crimson Shadow]

were also with

[Missionary]

hamlet during filming

[Crimson Shadow]

of Brokeback Mountain

[ranger2112]

2 mounted fear

[Missionary]

of yellow polkadots

[Crimson Shadow]

which united at

[Missionary]

the north pole

[Crimson Shadow]

to devise a

[ranger2112]

McGyver like plan

[Crimson Shadow]

to get revenge

[ranger2112]

on the elves

[Crimson Shadow]

from Middle Earth


(wow this is one long run-on lmao)

[Missionary]

because the dwarfs

[Crimson Shadow]

were being extremely

[Satan666]

deprived of all

[Crimson Shadow]

sweet candy and

[northbabylon]

hot hardcore anal

[ranger2112]

ytical data for

[Crimson Shadow]

the small country

[northbabylon]

that ranger lived

[Crimson Shadow]

in when he

[Missionary]

was a girl

[Crimson Shadow]

scout selling cookies

[Satan666]

so he can

[Crimson Shadow]

raise money for

[Hamlet]

charity organizations supporting

[Missionary]

testicular cancer research

[Crimson Shadow]

like Lance Armstrong

[Satan666]

because Ranger wants

[Crimson Shadow]

to get a

[Satan666]

job checking other

[Crimson Shadow]

people's carry-on luggage

[Warl0rd]

on the big

[Crimson Shadow]

jumbo jet. After

[Hamlet]

serving time in

[Missionary]

a broadway drag

[Crimson Shadow]

Vinnie went to

[ranger2112]

adjust his knickers

[Crimson Shadow]

because of a(n)

[Fangz]

rectal itch that

[ranger2112]

became infected because

[Crimson Shadow]

of the wedgie

[ranger2112]

Mr P gave him

[Crimson Shadow]

during a wet

[Satan666]

night when everyone

[Crimson Shadow]

had left the

[Missionary]

stripper bar on

[Warl0rd]

the avennue to

[Crimson Shadow]

rejoin Hoe and

[ranger2112]

his 2500 cousins

[Missionary]

illegaly crossing the

[ranger2112]

railroad tracks in

[Warl0rd]

mexico and heading

[Missionary]

into switzerland because

[Crimson Shadow]

a corn farmer

[Hoebawt]

of weed Plants

[Satan666]

So Mr. Pres

[Crimson Shadow]

got out a

[Warl0rd]

into the field

[ranger2112]

to grab himself

[Warl0rd]

right in his

[ranger2112]

left front pocket

[Missionary]

where he found

(atleast post something that makes sence, *looks at warl0rd and rangers 3rd post back :)

[ranger2112]

thirty-eight cents change


( we were posting at the same time...both of our words would have matched the above posting :P)

[Crimson Shadow]

to buy a(n)

[Missionary]

crab and beetroot

(i fixed the problem :))

[Crimson Shadow]

sandwich. He then

[ranger2112]

belched REAL loud

[Crimson Shadow]

and violated the

[ranger2112]

TOS of proper

[Crimson Shadow]

etiquette at the

[Missionary]

ball room dance

[Crimson Shadow]

where he was

[ranger2112]

dressed in chiffon

[Missionary]

and fed to

[Mr President]

the wild birds...



THE END!


(time for a new one)