3 word story game

[Mr President]

These were kinda fun in the past...



a long time

[k959]

ago our president

[ooga booga]

gave a very

[Hamlet]

intelligent lecture about

[Mr President]

right and wrong

[pron]

in the ways

[Spetznaz_GRU]

of him sucking

[Mr President]

the worthless out

[TheSecondComing]

of the country

[Missionary]

for the purpose

[Nat22]

of milk and

[Mr President]

cookies to be

[ooga booga]

given to ooga

[Missionary]

for services rendered

[Mr President]

at the white

[BB]

house council meeting

[Warl0rd]

that had no

[Mr President]

cheese and crackers

[ooga booga]

but plenty of

[Missionary]

replacements for dogma. :)

[Hamlet]

The first lady

[Mr President]

is very beautiful

[ooga booga]

because she had

[Warl0rd]

some very big

[Mr President]

hands and feet

[Hamlet]

with no nails.

[Missionary]

meanwhile, the president

[Crimson Shadow]

was in the

[Mr President]

oval office hitting

[Crimson Shadow]

Tnova with a

[Mr President]

wet cigar when

[Hamlet]

the Russian President

[Nat22]

ate his fist!

[ranger2112]

Spetz, P said

[Hamlet]

that is how

[Spetznaz_GRU]

cows are milked

[Warl0rd]

in mother russia

[ranger2112]

with cold hands

[Spetznaz_GRU]

but firm grip

[Mahdi]

where one has

[Mr President]

teeny weeny little

[Mahdi]

yellow polka dot

[Mr President]

bikini that she

[Mahdi]

wore as a

[Mr President]

First lady should

[Mahdi]

, her birthday suit

[BB]

was too scary

[Mahdi]

for the younger

[BB]

spetz who couldn't

[Mahdi]

resist the touch

[pron]

of a man.

[Hamlet]

The phone rang

[Crimson Shadow]

and it was

[Spetznaz_GRU]

MAhdi's little brains

[Nat22]

who managed to

[Spetznaz_GRU]

destroy himself with

[Hamlet]

razor sharp thoughts

[Missionary]

about how the

[Hamlet]

fluffy pink hamster

[Spetznaz_GRU]

ate missionary's brains

[Mr President]

with a wooden

[Spetznaz_GRU]

made in china

[Mr President]

and was filled

[Spetznaz_GRU]

with toxic stuff

[ranger2112]

coming from BB's

[Nat22]

slave, ranger2112. She

[pron]

asked "What was

[ranger2112]

the lime jello

[pron]

doing in my

[Mr President]

belly button hole

[pron]

Mr. Ranger? Hmm?

[Mr President]

so the next

[pron]

day BB took

[Mr President]

Ranger by the

[ranger2112]

collar. Then rubbed

[Mr President]

olive oil all

[ranger2112]

over his swollen

[Mr President]

bottom lip where

[Nat22]

jiminy cricket danced.

[Crimson Shadow]

Then BB went

[ranger2112]

into the closet

[Spetznaz_GRU]

where ranger hides

[Crimson Shadow]

and told him

[Spetznaz_GRU]

to come out

[Crimson Shadow]

and have a

[ranger2112]

scotch and water.

[Hamlet]

Later that night

[ranger2112]

after Ranger left

[Mr President]

Mr President went

[ranger2112]

to clean up

[Hamlet]

the mess made

[ranger2112]

by BB and

[Hamlet]

President Putin when

[ranger2112]

they microwaved 36

[Nat22]

hamsters, marinaded in

[ranger2112]

louisiana hot sauce

[Hamlet]

they had stolen

[Mr President]

from warlords bedroom

[Hamlet]

while he was

[ranger2112]

in spetz's bedroom

[Hamlet]

trying to find

[Crimson Shadow]

his pair of

[ranger2112]

double knitted slacks

[Crimson Shadow]

which were stolen

[Mr President]

from pee wee

[Dogma]

as Ranger slept

[Mr President]

with his hands

[BB]

glued to his

[Dogma]

only by mistake,

[Missionary]

whilst watching baywatch.

[ranger2112]

He asked BB

[Nat22]

to sprinkle cheese

[ranger2112]

all over his

[Nat22]

Thai bride, callled

[BB]

Spetz who then

[Crimson Shadow]

ran to his

[BB]

mommy for protection

[ranger2112]

from US agression

[Crimson Shadow]

and Dogma's new

[BB]

spiked red collar

[Crimson Shadow]

which he had

[Missionary]

knitted by BB

[Mr President]

to wear as

[Crimson Shadow]

a memory of

[ranger2112]

his days as

[Crimson Shadow]

a personal assistant

[ranger2112]

to Spetz. Now

[Crimson Shadow]

Vinnie started to

[Mwahahahaha]

puke uncontrollably after

[ranger2112]

he saw pictures

[Crimson Shadow]

of Tnova at

[Mwahahahaha]

the strip club

[ranger2112]

giving a lap

[Missionary]

dance to dogma.

[Mwahahahaha]

Who gladly payed

[ranger2112]

in bus tokens

[Missionary]

for each pole

[Mr President]

he could cram

[Missionary]

into oooga's.........mouth

[Dogma]

now that was

[Acetriad]

not to interupt your game.. but watch where you guys head with some of these.

[Hamlet]

too much for

[Mr President]

Acetriad to handle

[Crimson Shadow]

so he went

[Hamlet]

to pray for

[Mr President]

Mr Presidents Soul

[Hamlet]

in the nearby

[Crimson Shadow]

meadow, which was

[Missionary]

littered with bags

(ace, stop spamming the thread :P)

[Crimson Shadow]

. After he was

[Mr President]

rescued from the

[Nat22]

depths of BB's

[Crimson Shadow]

closet he quickly

[Missionary]

returned a hero

[Hamlet]

better known as

[Mr President]

Itty Bitty me

[ranger2112]

or blame me

[Mr President]

for going to

[ranger2112]

the school yard

[Crimson Shadow]

to pick up

[ranger2112]

a few small

[Crimson Shadow]

sports memorabilia items

[ranger2112]

stolen from his

[Crimson Shadow]

hotel room in

[ranger2112]

the worst section

[Crimson Shadow]

of the ghetto

[ranger2112]

high-rise apartments

[Mr President]

in New York

[ranger2112]

only to find

[Hamlet]

a sports bra

[ranger2112]

with three cups

[Crimson Shadow]

full of some

[ranger2112]

wet and limp

[Mr President]

brown and serve

[ranger2112]

low fat healthy

[Mr President]

oven baked rolls

[Crimson Shadow]

. After going to

[ranger2112]

the bathroom twice

[Mr President]

Crimson decided that

[ranger2112]

using cardboard instead

[Hamlet]

of perfumed soap

[ranger2112]

doesnt quite work

[Mr President]

paper towels he

[ranger2112]

ran out of

[Crimson Shadow]

and went to

[ranger2112]

grab a washcloth

[Crimson Shadow]

but all he

[ranger2112]

had was his

[Hamlet]

used boxer shorts

[ranger2112]

with a green

[Crimson Shadow]

four leafed clover

[ranger2112]

that was growing

[Crimson Shadow]

in the bathroom

[ranger2112]

underneath the rug

[Mr President]

and onto the

[ranger2112]

faded chipped linoleum

[Mr President]

and up the

[ranger2112]

rusted leaky pipes

[Mr President]

that leak onto

[ranger2112]

a green persian

[Mr President]

rug that BB

[ranger2112]

hand wove herself

[Crimson Shadow]

after she had

[Mr President]

knitted 3 hats

[ooga booga]

to a piece

[Hamlet]

of fire proven

[Crimson Shadow]

retartant that was

[Hamlet]

going to be

[Mr President]

used for a

[Dogma]

ruffled tutu that

[ranger2112]

the Prez wore

[Crimson Shadow]

during his speech

[TheSecondComing]

in strip clubs

[Hamlet]

elaborating the US'

[Missionary]

war of terror

[Crimson Shadow]

against THE Iraq :P

[Hamlet]

using manipulated intels

[Crimson Shadow]

from Al Gore

[Missionary]

private **** stash

[Crimson Shadow]

which included a

[Hamlet]

revealing photo of

[Warl0rd]

Clinton and M. Lewinsky

[ranger2112]

playing solitaire with

[Hamlet]

Hugh Hefner and

[Warl0rd]

noone else because

[Hamlet]

the Playboy bunny

[ranger2112]

did a hop

[Crimson Shadow]

and ran from

[ranger2112]

dogma and itty

[Crimson Shadow]

who were going

[Missionary]

(so many things to say to that)

to steal there

[Mr President]

sweet potato pie

[Satan666]

because they thought

[Mr President]

Warlord and Dirk

[Satan666]

had taken the

[Mr President]

the car to

[Hamlet]

Las Vegas, but

[Crimson Shadow]

they really went

[Hamlet]

to Disneyland to

[Crimson Shadow]

ride Space Mountain

[ranger2112]

without wearing any

[Crimson Shadow]

Mickie Mouse apparel

[Mr President]

but then goofy

[Crimson Shadow]

and pluto encountered

[Mr President]

Snow White and

[Crimson Shadow]

the 7 dwarfs

[Missionary]

playing hopscotch whilst

[Hamlet]

drinking and singing

[Mr President]

to bon jovi

[Missionary]

and watching the