jeff_capes
06-11-2008, 07:00
I was looking on a mates facebook account and spotted some quotes he put on. Thought you would like them so here they are,
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Cancer 3. Chuck Norris
And my favourite
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Cancer 3. Chuck Norris
And my favourite
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.