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Canada has universal health care, a budget surplus, no war, and financially sound banks, not to mention Canadian Bacon. Who's the moron now, America, eh?:P (http://money.canoe.ca/News/Economy/2008/10/08/7017666-cp.html)
http://money.canoe.ca/News/Economy/2008/10/08/7017666-cp.html
Divine Intervention
10-11-2008, 19:19
the only reason most people can find Canada on the map is because they know its above U.S of America :P thats what you guys are famous for, not any of the above :P
adn if the cons. stay in power you can say good by to that aswell:P
Ah, but does Canada have a Texas?
Nope. And that is why Canada is smelly.
jasonlfunk
10-12-2008, 00:20
You should spend some of your surplus on making your health care not suck.
Our health care is pimp.
the stories u hear about lack of equip or docs, is BS.
that was 90's
today its top of the line facilities, with plenty of availability.
For anyone!
Z
*DISCLAIMER - ANTIAMERICAN*
do not read if U are from Texas
Classic Americans.
You Know Canada is so much more pimp than america!
America is like Big angry Scary America, pOWERFUL INDEED, but its Qualities pale in comparison to Canadas Pimpness.
America consists of 40% obesse, 30% addicts, 10% rich, and 20% normAL cANADIANS.
CANADA ROCKS!!!
Z
Divine Intervention
10-12-2008, 04:04
20% of population of USA is Canadian? Why are they all running from their country Z?
You dont have the Crimson Tide, so you suck! :P
Bram Gotink
10-12-2008, 05:19
*DISCLAIMER - ANTIAMERICAN*
do not read if U are from Texas
Classic Americans.
You Know Canada is so much more pimp than america!
America is like Big angry Scary America, pOWERFUL INDEED, but its Qualities pale in comparison to Canadas Pimpness.
America consists of 40% obesse, 30% addicts, 10% rich, and 20% normAL cANADIANS.
CANADA ROCKS!!!
Z
lol
I like this thread...
-Z- / Cape : you forgot your delicious Maple Sirup (hmmmm, Maple Sirup)
To all Americans : HAHA
btw, how can Texas be an advantage? Something good??
Don't you people know oil barons live there?
?Houston, we have a problem?
Missionary
10-12-2008, 08:42
define america by the person they elect to lead them, i think thats enough said.
then again, whos the PM/president of canada? lol
The only things to come from "Texass" are steers and queers!
Bram Gotink
10-12-2008, 09:31
The only things to come from "Texass" are steers and queers!
lol
define america by the person they elect to lead them, i think thats enough said.
then again, whos the PM/president of canada? lol
yeah, who is the president/pm of Canada? IDK... haven't really heard anything about your o so foreign country
The only things to come from "Texass" are steers and queers!
Good thing I'm from the rural parts, eh?
Besides, you can't use that line as it doesn't rhyme in French.
Bram Gotink
10-12-2008, 14:23
et?
As-tu des problèmes avec ça?
----
It's not all French in Canada,
just like it's not all Dutch in Belgium. (or French)
Besides, black is far better than green
But Crimson is the best.
JIHAD on Canada!
** Not Crimson Shadow mind you, although he is pretty ok too, But the color Crimson. Now if you guys want Tuberville I bet you can get him cheap.
Canada is only about 20% french speaking... 30% tops,more like 20% i think.
overwhelming majority speak english, I guesse at 60-70%
a minotiry speak other languages just like the US, spanish, chinese ect.
Z
I can't stand "press 1 for English"
ooga booga
10-12-2008, 16:51
They're French! They're queer! They take it up the Rear! CANADAAA!!! CANADAAAA!!!!
I'll give them Hockey and that's it. ;) Oh and their beer. I'm a fan of Molson and Labett Blue. :thumbup:
Crimson Shadow
10-12-2008, 17:07
But Crimson is the best.
** Not Crimson Shadow mind you
:(
They're French! They're queer! They take it up the Rear! CANADAAA!!! CANADAAAA!!!!
I'll give them Hockey and that's it. ;) Oh and their beer. I'm a fan of Molson and Labett Blue. :thumbup:
Pretty soon we'll have the Bills so get ready to make the trek up to Toronto if you want to see your team :)
And Labatts and Molson are considered water down piss up here, try some Alexander Keith's or Moosehead next time your around:)
*Disclaimer*
The following set of truths may anger some sensitive readers, specifically those who are Ignorant, shameless, and or Republican, or those whose name might be Dogma
If U live in the USA and believe your country is peachy Keen, then do not read this, instead go do some research, or enroll yourself in a learning program.
1st off I will start with the Military Might issue:
Canada could easily beat the USA in any war, and its quite simple really why.
Canada might have a smaller Military, but unlike the US, 90% of our soldiers are not preoccupied Murdering people across the world. The same goes for out equipment and intel.
Our Economy: As the Canadian Dollar has been falling recently, it brings back the glory days for Canadian exporters. And as Oil prices fall, the Alberta Oil sands productivity strains relax, and allow Canada some breathing room for expansion into other energy sources. The Carbon Tax implemented in BC also pushes in the right direction. The Banks of Canada are among the best Capitalized Banks in the world, due to our balanced capitalist/socialist policies.
Politics: Unlike Amerika, Canada has a real political situation. We gave 5 major parties and many more independent type parties, each Canadian over the age of 18 is Automatically registered to vote, and designated a votiong station, we get a voting card in the mail each election. Our politicians do not Run debts for our grandchildren to pay.
Global view: Everyone loves Canada, Everyone Hates America. Enuf Said.
Freedom and safety: When someone gets shot in Vancouver BC, it makes the headlines of the Toronto Star 5k Km away. We are free to do as we wish as long as what we wish involves no harm, Canada is a beautiful place to Live.
Environment: Canada has the greatest array of climates than any other nation on earth, we have so much untouched land, and beautiful natural places, where no man has stepped. As mentioned before, we are now implementing Carbon Tax.
Long lives the Supremacy of Canada: What the US should have been!
Z
Divine Intervention
10-12-2008, 21:42
man...Z if i had more time id teach you how to bash USA properly :P not this n00bie windup attempts you have going :D
man...Z if i had more time id teach you how to bash USA properly :P not this n00bie windup attempts you have going :D
In order to counter Republican Propaganda that is Spammed upon us every second of the day, We need this type of ****.
Z
Divine Intervention
10-12-2008, 21:49
In order to counter Republican Propaganda that is Spammed upon us every second of the day, We need this type of ****.
Z
quite the contrary. this typpa stuff loses us support :cursing:
Mr President
10-12-2008, 22:07
Is it really necessary to make a new thead everyday on bashing America?
Yes this section is open to anything, but come on.. This gets sooooo old.
If you feel you must continue to bash the US, then please pick one of your other 300 threads on bashing USA and post in them..
Canada might have a smaller Military, but unlike the US, 90% of our soldiers are not preoccupied Murdering people across the world. The same goes for out equipment and intel.
Grow up.
P.S. I am all in favor of pulling every soldier off of foreign soil and becoming an isolationist nation.
Is it really necessary to make a new thead everyday on bashing America?
Yes this section is open to anything, but come on.. This gets sooooo old.
If you feel you must continue to bash the US, then please pick one of your other 300 threads on bashing USA and post in them..
This was a Pro Canada Thread. I had no thread in referance to how Canada Owns the US, it was quite needed from a Canadian standpoint for this to be a new thread.
I hope NW is tolerant to Canadians...
Z
Grow up.
P.S. I am all in favor of pulling every soldier off of foreign soil and becoming an isolationist nation.
Clearly U failed to read the Disclaimer.
Z
Capitalist
10-12-2008, 22:34
*Disclaimer*
The following set of truths may anger some sensitive readers, specifically those who are Ignorant, shameless, and or Republican, or those whose name might be Dogma
It made me smile.
Canada could easily beat the USA in any war, and its quite simple really why.
True. But you're not stupid enough to brag with your military, who's the best etc.
Canada might have a smaller Military, but unlike the US, 90% of our soldiers are not preoccupied Murdering people across the world. The same goes for out equipment and intel.
Yup. Lets rephrase the term "Axis of Evil" again... How about, US, North Korea and Sweden(they are all gays in sweden, thats why i put it there).
Politics: Unlike Amerika, Canada has a real political situation. We gave 5 major parties and many more independent type parties, each Canadian over the age of 18 is Automatically registered to vote, and designated a votiong station, we get a voting card in the mail each election. Our politicians do not Run debts for our grandchildren to pay.
How about just showing your ID when voting...who needs "registering" anyways? How about a system where the guy who gets most votes will get elected? How about second round in pres elections if no one gets 50% of the votes or more? How about having more than two parties...?
I ask this because Americans are faced with a choice between the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. And once in a while the two parties do something which is both stupid and evil... and this is called bipartisanship... and by the way, too often they vote as their president someone who is like their bipartisanship-deals stupid and evil...and the saddest thing is that its the easiest way to raise in party's hierarchy to the top.
And wtf with those elections?! I'm quite sad at the situation where they have this "chance" guy, who really changes nothing except maybe uses some lipstick to make the pig look better...and the other guy who thinks its fiscally conservative to stay in Iraq for 100 years. Good luck with those who needs to see the McBama doing his "changes"...
Global view: Everyone loves Canada, Everyone Hates America. Enuf Said.
...And probably the liberal drug policy Isn't the smallest reason why we love you ;)
But true, lets hope the new "recession" (if something, americans are good with words...during the "america's great depression" they used word Panic..which was more accurate...and then they started to use word depression just to make it look not that bad and not its also forbidden word and they use recession...which is kinda nice in schools...to have a little brake....wtf, its PANIC WHICH IS COMING - but the nicest thing about it is that it will be worst in USA) will do some changes in US... and i dont need to say positive changes, it cannot be anything else after GWB.
Freedom and safety: When someone gets shot in Vancouver BC, it makes the headlines of the Toronto Star 5k Km away. We are free to do as we wish as long as what we wish involves no harm, Canada is a beautiful place to Live.
Yup, its kinda similar situation here in Finland...we had this school shooting here for second time in history, 9 dead...and it wont go away from the headlines even though it was one month ago and we are coming near the global depression here...
Environment: Canada has the greatest array of climates than any other nation on earth, we have so much untouched land, and beautiful natural places, where no man has stepped. As mentioned before, we are now implementing Carbon Tax.
Haha, I can see you are enjoying that tax. Its still a curse word for me, but taxing the externalities int as bad as taxing the income anyways.
Long lives the Supremacy of Canada: What the US should have been!
Dude, there are other countries as well...and Canada is quite cold, at least in North and during the winter...and i like place where grows coconuts, mangos, pineapples and these should be beautiful beaches where every piece of small stones (aka. sand) are equal small size and the air and the water are clean and the girls are hawt...where's that kinda place btw? Not in US, thats for sure!
Capitalist
10-12-2008, 22:36
btw. I havent joined to any "bash the US"-party, so we need this one! For me!
bashtheus*100 :P
Clearly U failed to read the Disclaimer.
Z
Clearly U are the ignorant one.
Capitalist
10-12-2008, 22:46
Grow up.
P.S. I am all in favor of pulling every soldier off of foreign soil and becoming an isolationist nation.
wtf. isolationist is not the opposite of interventionist. If you dont have solders killing ppl abroad, it doesnt mean you would be isolated... wtf. there is trade, travel, peaceful co-operation etc...
Its quite revealing that American solders are seeing foreign ppl only when they are killing them.
Americans are faced with a choice between the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. And once in a while the two parties do something which is both stupid and evil... and this is called bipartisanship...
So perfect.
Z
wtf. isolationist is not the opposite of interventionist. If you dont have solders killing ppl abroad, it doesnt mean you would be isolated... wtf. there is trade, travel, peaceful co-operation etc...
Its quite revealing that American solders are seeing foreign ppl only when they are killing them.
Green is from Texas Cappy... we have no choice but to ignore him...
I think he acctually is related to GWB.
Give him some pitty.
Z
Blackwater
10-12-2008, 22:53
Isn't this suppose to be a pro Canada thread? You're simply comparing Canada to the US. Well not really comparing but bashing the US. Get a life already.
Isn't this suppose to be a pro Canada thread? You're simply comparing Canada to the US. Well not really comparing but bashing the US. Get a life already.
Another that did not Read the Disclaimer!!!
If the US wasnt a place of murderous thieves, sick peons, greedy pigs and Ebil Ebil Swine...
then perhaps one would not see thoese things, and comment on them.
This was not a bash US thread until u turned it into one.
I was commenting on Canada Vs the US, and throwing in some jokes, now u get all serious.
Z
CommunistCapitalism
10-12-2008, 23:41
:confused: you're a stupid canuck lol
Blackwater
10-13-2008, 00:14
Another that did not Read the Disclaimer!!!
If the US wasnt a place of murderous thieves, sick peons, greedy pigs and Ebil Ebil Swine...
then perhaps one would not see thoese things, and comment on them.
This was not a bash US thread until u turned it into one.
I was commenting on Canada Vs the US, and throwing in some jokes, now u get all serious.
Z
I turned it into one? Your comments did that sir. :rolleyes:
wtf. isolationist is not the opposite of interventionist. If you dont have solders killing ppl abroad, it doesnt mean you would be isolated... wtf. there is trade, travel, peaceful co-operation etc...
Its quite revealing that American solders are seeing foreign ppl only when they are killing them.
You missed my point. -_-
@Z...If I was related to Bush I would be off running an oil company somewhere instead of sitting here. :)
I turned it into one? Your comments did that sir. :rolleyes:
GWB 4 Tha WIN!!!!
Z
Another that did not Read the Disclaimer!!!
If the US wasnt a place of murderous thieves, sick peons, greedy pigs and Ebil Ebil Swine...
then perhaps one would not see thoese things, and comment on them.
This was not a bash US thread until u turned it into one.
I was commenting on Canada Vs the US, and throwing in some jokes, now u get all serious.
Z
The US is a light unto the world.
Blackwater
10-13-2008, 18:56
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1429/
LOL
At least they are thankful for other's achievements.
Bram Gotink
10-15-2008, 12:02
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Matt/just-kidding-i-love-canada-please-dont-hurt-me.png
LOL
lol indeed lol
Disclaimer: Severe USofA bashing. Do not read if you don't want to
:P:P:P:P:P
-end of bashing-
@Will : The US is indeed a light unto the world. I like the sun better.
What makes that comic even funnier is that the guy is wearing a Leafs jersey.
Not that i'd expect any of you to get that joke (maybe Oogla Boogla gets it :p ).
Divine Intervention
10-15-2008, 13:51
Toronto Maple Leafs?
Bram Gotink
10-15-2008, 14:11
Oogla Boogla
lol
A guy I know just got accepted into the Canadian Armed forces.
I found it interesting that he will need to wait 6-12 months to begin his Basic training, because there is such an abundance of people willing, and the Canadian Armed forces apparently does not need more troops.
Z
Canada needs to expand it's military:)
isnt there allready a thread about canada?
Bram Gotink
10-15-2008, 15:21
yes, but not about the military
how many threads are there 'bout McCain or Obama?
lol Canada doesn't need to expand it's military... Unless they start a full scale war against the USofA, Canada doesn't need to worry about anyone. Except Greenland, but that's freakin' empty and meltin'..
A guy I know just got accepted into the Canadian Armed forces.
I found it interesting that he will need to wait 6-12 months to begin his Basic training, because there is such an abundance of people willing, and the Canadian Armed forces apparently does not need more troops.
Z
Why would you need more of things you don't use?
;)
isnt there allready a thread about canada?
LMAO
I hope u intended this to be funny Maggio.
Indeed Canada really needs no military.
We could be like the swiss, but We use military for homeland affairs, rescues and such, a bit of espionage, and then for "peace keeping" purposes, aside from that, Canada can rely on the rest of the worlds military to help us, becasue we are so awesome.
Seriously, because aside from some really good technology in certain areas, like communications, nuclear power, we have a very small military. attempting to get a military that could actually secure our borders, would be futile, we would end up spending like the US, and be FLUFFed.
Z
u dont need to protect ur borders u dont have thousands of midgets crossing over
secure our borders
Watch out for the elves from the North Pole marching under Santa's banner of war.
hahahaha that was incredibly funny green good job
Watch out for the elves from the North Pole marching under Santa's banner of war.
Dude, Santa has threatened Ottawa on several occasions, him and his Flying Deer!
We have lookout stations in the North West Territories, keeping check 24/7.
all his attempts at bribery for extra cookies and milk have thus far been without follow through, but this does not mean that Canada will take his threats lightly.
We have developed Elf piercing bullets and rain deer Radar.
Z
What about Rudolf and his radar jamming nose?
*Disclaimer*
The following set of truths may anger some sensitive readers, specifically those who are Ignorant, shameless, and or Republican, or those whose name might be Dogma
If U live in the USA and believe your country is peachy Keen, then do not read this, instead go do some research, or enroll yourself in a learning program.
1st off I will start with the Military Might issue:
Canada could easily beat the USA in any war, and its quite simple really why.
Canada might have a smaller Military, but unlike the US, 90% of our soldiers are not preoccupied Murdering people across the world. The same goes for out equipment and intel.
Our Economy: As the Canadian Dollar has been falling recently, it brings back the glory days for Canadian exporters. And as Oil prices fall, the Alberta Oil sands productivity strains relax, and allow Canada some breathing room for expansion into other energy sources. The Carbon Tax implemented in BC also pushes in the right direction. The Banks of Canada are among the best Capitalized Banks in the world, due to our balanced capitalist/socialist policies.
Politics: Unlike Amerika, Canada has a real political situation. We gave 5 major parties and many more independent type parties, each Canadian over the age of 18 is Automatically registered to vote, and designated a votiong station, we get a voting card in the mail each election. Our politicians do not Run debts for our grandchildren to pay.
Global view: Everyone loves Canada, Everyone Hates America. Enuf Said.
Freedom and safety: When someone gets shot in Vancouver BC, it makes the headlines of the Toronto Star 5k Km away. We are free to do as we wish as long as what we wish involves no harm, Canada is a beautiful place to Live.
Environment: Canada has the greatest array of climates than any other nation on earth, we have so much untouched land, and beautiful natural places, where no man has stepped. As mentioned before, we are now implementing Carbon Tax.
Long lives the Supremacy of Canada: What the US should have been!
Z
In order to counter Republican Propaganda that is Spammed upon us every second of the day, We need this type of ****.
Z
This was a Pro Canada Thread. I had no thread in referance to how Canada Owns the US, it was quite needed from a Canadian standpoint for this to be a new thread.
I hope NW is tolerant to Canadians...
Z
So perfect.
Z
A guy I know just got accepted into the Canadian Armed forces.
I found it interesting that he will need to wait 6-12 months to begin his Basic training, because there is such an abundance of people willing, and the Canadian Armed forces apparently does not need more troops.
Z
WEll, back to not reading any of your posts.
Divine Intervention
10-16-2008, 08:54
Man, Z, you youre my bro, but you post so much **** sometimes....your America bashing is so counter productive to the neutral eye especially imo with the way you argue your points.
ranger2112
10-16-2008, 09:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Llgunu-FlX4&feature=related
WEll, back to not reading any of your posts.
LOL,
Another one bites the dust!
Z
Um, the US Army could wipe out the Canadian 'army' in 30 seconds. And Quebec would most likely help them!
Um, the US Army could wipe out the Canadian 'army' in 30 seconds. And Quebec would most likely help them!
indeed... but they are busy killing people across the sea.
Z
northbabylon
10-17-2008, 00:50
there still are troops home lol...we don't send 100% of our troops at all times.
Z have you become an official neo-hippie who bashes on the lastest evil imperial monster? You shouldn't worry we're on a decline already. If the Canadians have stronger currency than us :o
Z have you become an official neo-hippie who bashes on the lastest evil imperial monster? You shouldn't worry we're on a decline already. If the Canadians have stronger currency than us :o
Our currency is back down now,
and Yes I think I am a Neo Hippy.
and I dont bash thoese who are in power just becasue they are in power.
do U see me bashing England...? China?
No....
I "bash" (otherwise know as criticize and poke fun at on these forums) the US because the US is the country whos government causes harm, destruction, death, agony, coercion, and terrorism.
Z
do U see me bashing England...?
/giggle
[...] Canada doesn't need to worry about anyone. Except Greenland, but that's freakin' empty and meltin'..
OK, just ignore the Eastern front. That should settle the Canadian-Danish Battle of Bottles :drink:
http://www.canadiangeographic.ca/hansIsland/background.asp#2
Esco? ****, where have you been?
Blackwater
10-17-2008, 21:33
Our currency is back down now,
and Yes I think I am a Neo Hippy.
and I dont bash thoese who are in power just becasue they are in power.
do U see me bashing England...? China?
No....
I "bash" (otherwise know as criticize and poke fun at on these forums) the US because the US is the country whos government causes harm, destruction, death, agony, coercion, and terrorism.
Z
Yet you don't bash China who does all that you just listed...
Esco? ****, where have you been?
Fighting the good fight and school
Yet you don't bash China who does all that you just listed...
Like he said...
If your gonna bash one then bash them all.
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