how pick up a girl!

[Kamran]

its great
its from a popular radio station who played it. Had to share it lol
http://www.z1035.com/includes/podcasts/Dimitri-TheStud.mp3

[kitoy]

.. http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/3672/explodesig1.png

[northbabylon]

*waits to be linked to tread by either ooga, anton, or fangz*

[Crimson Shadow]

Andy perhaps you should look at the link first. Since it seems that you can only pick up lesbians :P




jk

[Kamran]

its really worth listening to the whle conversation.:)

[KLL]

its really worth listening to the whle conversation.:)

its not a conversation?

[Kamran]

its not a conversation?


:chair:

lol yeah

[Minimus]

Step 1: You cut a hole in the box

[Hoebawt]

Thats funny

[ooga booga]

*waits to be linked to tread by either ooga, anton, or fangz*

You know what's funny; is that your name was the first thing that popped up in my head when I read this thread title. :P Because only you would be searching links to how to pick up a girl. ;)

[Bram Gotink]

You know what's funny; is that your name was the first thing that popped up in my head when I read this thread title. :P Because only you would be searching links to how to pick up a girl. ;)

:)

I read the thread title and I thought Andy was asking advice from the community lol "Yo, Mr P, how do you pick up girlz?" lollol

[Hoebawt]

lol when i listened to this i was like **** i hope andy doesn't see this thread

[Shabaz K]

i think thast enough leave hiom alone

[Hoebawt]

u dont know the half of it jigger

[nosejam]

:)

I read the thread title and I thought Andy was asking advice from the community lol "Yo, Mr P, how do you pick up girlz?" lollol

I think we all want Mr P's advice, have you seen the girls that come out of his house in the morning??

[Hoebawt]

better hope the first lady doesn't see that

[Missionary]

I think we all want Mr P's advice, have you seen the girls that come out of his house in the morning??

are they not the cleaning crew?

[Satan666]

yeah i don't really think anyone on this site is really a master of picking up girls, even tho i know alot of you are married/have significant others.

[Minimus]

2. Put your junk in the box...

[Minimus]

The whole trick to picking up girls is booze, seriously. Even if you're the most uptight nerd, if you drink a few beers and relax, and stop thinking about rejection or vaginas, it's not too hard to pick up women. Even Hoebawt managed to get a girlfriend. On the other end of the booze spectrum, if you get the girl really really drunk, you can also probably get away with alot too, as they will stop caring what a dork you are, as long as you aren't trying to rape her in the face or something. I've also heard the **** in the popcorn bag works well, except the salt and butter can sting sometimes.

[nosejam]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[Satan666]

Does this taste like it has GHB in it?

[lanky]

Hey Look at that (point over her shoulder then hit on head with Brick)....::oops:

[Nubs]

Girls like it when I don't shower for a couple of days. So whenever I want to get laid, I just get a nice musk going, and the babes will just flock to me. Banned-2

[nosejam]

are they not the cleaning crew?

Are you trying to say Mr P is dirty?

[Missionary]

Are you trying to say Mr P is dirty?

out wouldnt know about that. you should ask ooooga. i hear he did some "dirty" stuff to get his cabinate position in USA :P


The whole trick to picking up girls is booze, seriously. Even if you're the most uptight nerd, if you drink a few beers and relax, and stop thinking about rejection or vaginas, it's not too hard to pick up women. Even Hoebawt managed to get a girlfriend. On the other end of the booze spectrum, if you get the girl really really drunk, you can also probably get away with alot too, as they will stop caring what a dork you are, as long as you aren't trying to rape her in the face or something. I've also heard the **** in the popcorn bag works well, except the salt and butter can sting sometimes.

im thinking you regularly take Rohypnol out with you when you go on the pull? :P

[Hoebawt]

I have pics :)

[Missionary]

knowone wants to see that sort of nasty crap hoeb

[Hoebawt]

thats not true u should see the offers i get to sell them

[SmarT]

yeah i don't really think anyone on this site is really a master of picking up girls, even tho i know alot of you are married/have significant others.

:) thats cuz u dont know me lmao all my friends have me play point man when we go out to the bar. lol not wing man though, i tell em to point at a group of girls, and i go get em