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Dogma
03-13-2009, 10:08
Ok, lets see how funny you guys are. Give us your best one liners.

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
:think::
nosejam
03-13-2009, 12:38
I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure
Xavior
03-13-2009, 13:34
You got pwned, noob!
Dogma
03-13-2009, 15:11
Well, yes, I have schizoprenia but...

at least I have each other.
-Chris-
03-13-2009, 15:24
Thug life!
::LD::GrimReapr
03-13-2009, 15:27
I wouldn't be broke if the voices in my head would pay rent.
Dogma
03-13-2009, 15:30
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

Just not the one with you naked in church.
::LD::GrimReapr
03-13-2009, 15:33
I am Grumpy cause your Dopey.
jeff_capes
03-14-2009, 07:03
This one was on a church bulletin board, really was written up without them thinking about it.

"Weight Watchers on Wednesday night. Please use the large double doors round the back"
Dezonus
03-14-2009, 17:36
I have alzheimer's....But at least I don't have alzheimer's...
Dogma
03-15-2009, 03:50
In two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.