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Ok, lets see how funny you guys are. Give us your best one liners.
My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
:think::
I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure
Well, yes, I have schizoprenia but...
at least I have each other.
::LD::GrimReapr
03-13-2009, 15:27
I wouldn't be broke if the voices in my head would pay rent.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Just not the one with you naked in church.
::LD::GrimReapr
03-13-2009, 15:33
I am Grumpy cause your Dopey.
jeff_capes
03-14-2009, 07:03
This one was on a church bulletin board, really was written up without them thinking about it.
"Weight Watchers on Wednesday night. Please use the large double doors round the back"
I have alzheimer's....But at least I don't have alzheimer's...
In two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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