Mahdi
03-21-2009, 17:14
"Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back."
"Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay."
"Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand."
"Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum."
"Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months."
"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "******." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. "
"Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay."
"Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand."
"Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum."
"Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months."
"Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "******." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. "