Dogma
09-21-2010, 02:04
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to
the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels,
mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,
(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel,
taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and
mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed
last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to
a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels,
mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,
(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel,
taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and
mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed
last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to
a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......