Visconte
11-06-2015, 16:10
Need 1 more new soldier for our growing nation. It will take a nation of millions to hold us back.
Does the sentences like:
Look Sharp, Be Sharp, Go Army
More Than Meets The Eye
Be All You Can Be
There Is Strong And Then There Is Army Strong
gets your blood flowing? Gives you ants in your pants?
Or do these lyrics make you want to punch a wall?
Yeah, I get it,
You're an outcast.
Always under attack.
Always coming in last,
Bringing up the past.
No one owes you anything.
I think you need a shotgun blast,
A kick in the ***,
If the answer is yes then read on. If its no then go apply to the local bakery.
We will offer rigid training and hard work. We will take 50% of your income and supplies to make you work harder. In return we will give you the best training there is. You will become unstoppable. Your enemys wont even understand what hit them before its too late. We will take you into pieces and put you back together piece by piece. We will build your character, we will build your confidence. We will give you the strength and tools needed to overcome yourself. We will show you the world you havent seen before.
When you apply we will take you through basic training first. We will separate the crybabies from warriors. You will see a glimpse of it from here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhpXrSE0g6Q
This goes on for a week.
Still interested?
Good.
Then we will give you 2 weeks of hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfyXqbVmJlg
You wont sleep. You wont talk. You only eat a banana a day. You will run. You will run again. And you will be cold. Canadian winter cold not American cold.
Still in competition?
Then we will start the training. We will make a pact. You are now part of our world:
http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/051/991/49cb2540dfd59da746b532c101252c94.gif
You will be the shadow, the smoke in your enemys eyes.
You will be the ghost that hides in the night.
http://www.upload.ee/image/5315471/oCFvxtv.jpg
Then you will graduate. If the Ron Swanson in you is enough for our level. You will become part of a brotherhood. The Brotherhood of Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSodCuo73ig
And in the end you will be standing strong in the front line. And people will be bowing down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0
So, do you wanna be like this?
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata47/Image/funny_army_04_cool_funny_interesting_amazing_20090 7301923125834.jpg
Or want to become this?
http://www.upload.ee/image/5315468/2848464t151ha4f3.jpg
Send a private message to Colonel #210 in game to apply.
Does the sentences like:
Look Sharp, Be Sharp, Go Army
More Than Meets The Eye
Be All You Can Be
There Is Strong And Then There Is Army Strong
gets your blood flowing? Gives you ants in your pants?
Or do these lyrics make you want to punch a wall?
Yeah, I get it,
You're an outcast.
Always under attack.
Always coming in last,
Bringing up the past.
No one owes you anything.
I think you need a shotgun blast,
A kick in the ***,
If the answer is yes then read on. If its no then go apply to the local bakery.
We will offer rigid training and hard work. We will take 50% of your income and supplies to make you work harder. In return we will give you the best training there is. You will become unstoppable. Your enemys wont even understand what hit them before its too late. We will take you into pieces and put you back together piece by piece. We will build your character, we will build your confidence. We will give you the strength and tools needed to overcome yourself. We will show you the world you havent seen before.
When you apply we will take you through basic training first. We will separate the crybabies from warriors. You will see a glimpse of it from here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhpXrSE0g6Q
This goes on for a week.
Still interested?
Good.
Then we will give you 2 weeks of hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfyXqbVmJlg
You wont sleep. You wont talk. You only eat a banana a day. You will run. You will run again. And you will be cold. Canadian winter cold not American cold.
Still in competition?
Then we will start the training. We will make a pact. You are now part of our world:
http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/051/991/49cb2540dfd59da746b532c101252c94.gif
You will be the shadow, the smoke in your enemys eyes.
You will be the ghost that hides in the night.
http://www.upload.ee/image/5315471/oCFvxtv.jpg
Then you will graduate. If the Ron Swanson in you is enough for our level. You will become part of a brotherhood. The Brotherhood of Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSodCuo73ig
And in the end you will be standing strong in the front line. And people will be bowing down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0
So, do you wanna be like this?
http://amazingdata.com/mediadata47/Image/funny_army_04_cool_funny_interesting_amazing_20090 7301923125834.jpg
Or want to become this?
http://www.upload.ee/image/5315468/2848464t151ha4f3.jpg
Send a private message to Colonel #210 in game to apply.