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This just in....Hi , "Snoop Douglas" here and bringing you this, Special Live Bulletin, It seems that ,WLF have amounted an assault on USOG! We're waiting on further details but we do have some footage , take it away!
https://youtu.be/QJVsS-vIDdc
Tune in again and for MSNWN, This is Snoop Douglas saying ," Good Day"!
Hi, Snoop here bringing you an update on the little squirmish form earlier between WLF and USOG. It seems that the smoke has settled and attacking has stopped momentarily. When we know more we will take you live and to the action , but for now let us take a station break from one of our local sponsors.
https://youtu.be/jJfpnMsZsNw
http://i.imgur.com/LC4iAF2.png
WLF warned USOG. We posted our retal policy on the forums because we understood that it hadn't been communicated prior. USOG, #75 in particular, refuses to cooperate diplomatically.
We retaliated in kind against #75 for his transgressions. WLF has moved past this issue provided no further actions are taken against our collective.
In other news from around the World, it is believed that the rare footage your about to see is the President," otherwise known as Mr. P around the gaming community", being pulled over for ,well just see it for yourself. If you have young children please tell them to leave the room.
https://youtu.be/P2jd5RZjUeg
It was not only against Chris, but he also hit Hoebawt and me.
Next time the hit will be harder.
Visconte
12-07-2015, 09:42
Just a suggestion: Hit 3 back.
Mr President
12-07-2015, 10:11
LMAO.. I love this post. And, my nuts really did itch and I was appalled that they wouldn't scratch them for me.
Just a suggestion: Hit 3 back.
We did.
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northbabylon
12-07-2015, 10:48
We need more posts like this. I used to love the newsletters each set.
LMAO.. I love this post. And, my nuts really did itch and I was appalled that they wouldn't scratch them for me.
I know right! What happened to "Protect and Serve"? I didn't see no service. I'm just glad they didn't beat you up!
Mr. Pres. Always with the itchy nuts. Buy some cream man!
We interrupt your Broadcast viewing station for this "Special Bulletin". It appears that David has just struck Goliath! The state "Bank" , from the cunning and clever Nation (Estonia) has delivered a major blow to the peaceful and utopian state Big John. It's unclear what provoked the attack by the ESTONIANS, but some might agree too say," it's Greed and World Domination! There have been no reports on a counter strike yet, but when we have more information we will be bringing it to you live. Now on a lighter note, it appears that Mr. P was bonded out of jail last night by Visconte and decided to take family and friends to the beach for some fun and relaxation, lets roll the footage!
https://youtu.be/zZZDg3l3baA
Mr President
12-08-2015, 08:41
The camera couldn't see what happened in the big van after they took me away. According to them I "fell" by accident. :(
Mr President
12-08-2015, 08:42
Mr. Pres. Always with the itchy nuts. Buy some cream man!
I used the same kind you said you use, but it didn't work for me. By the way, do you always use farm animal products?
I used the same kind you said you use, but it didn't work for me. By the way, do you always use farm animal products?
Whahahaha
*Special News Bulletin* with Snoop Douglas! Hi folks, Snoop here bringing you this Live News Broadcast Bulletin! I'm standing here in downtown Walnut Grove, USA amid the total devastation and destruction of the what once was USOG, although there are reports of one remaining member out there somewhere in hiding, probably waiting for the smoke and dust to clear. It's nothing but panic and mayhem here, "Oh the Humanity"! Words can't explain it, so this little piece of footage from earlier is the only way to describe it! Take it away!...
https://youtu.be/uoaXWMlG5ZM
You rock man.
Thanks Bro! yessir::
Hi folks, Brock Landers here bringing you a new episode of, "Where are they Now? I'm sure some of you maybe wondering what some of the old greats of the game have been doing lately! Well hopefully we can answer some of those questions for you, and today we were able locate a few past greats of the game following their passions. Although they are busy and we couldn't get a sit down interview, we were able to find some footage. We wasn't able to identify all the members, but sources say that, "Supersasha" maybe the one on lead vocals...Now take it away!
https://youtu.be/dQ2w94WALoU
I don't think Axis is a new player. I remember an Axis from the [HuF] days...
Z
Visconte
12-10-2015, 16:26
You might be on to something. I remember Axis from WWII aswell. They were pretty good.
lol just a guess. Axis, did you play long ago?
Z
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We interrupt your program to bring you this News Report: It seems [WLF] has launched an attack on [WOW] we lost Live Coverage due to satellite interference, but Spy Drones captured some photos, lets take a look. Sources say this is WLF launching an air attack, no reports on how WOW plans to respond yet!
http://www.oddities123.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funny_military-1.jpg
Wait this just in, WOW has unleashed a counterstrike!
http://binscorner.com/mails/f/funny-moments-military-pictures/part-022.jpeg
Stay tuned for further details!
did they cancel the news?
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This just in: ....Spy planes have just shot these photos of WOW with an Air attack of their own!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DA-QYbuUNwI/T0pZMDx6QdI/AAAAAAABM4M/kJGbvEVcH1M/s1600/Funny+Military+With+Quotes+Pics+(104).jpg
But, they were no match no match for WLF'S Ground to Air Defenses!
http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/20110624/funny_military_soldier_on_chair_ma103.jpg
Stay tuned for more " Up to the Minute Live Reports!"!..... Now lets have a look at the Weather and what's happening in your neck of the woods!
Breaking News Bulletine
It appears ESCO's Ground Troops have invaded a WLF2'S state Toy Story Andy, when we have more information we'll bring it too you live, stay tuned !
http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/defence_cut_segway.jpg
Breaking News...Breaking News
After several failed attempts of a counter ground attack by WLF2 on ESCO, several of the states ground troops were severely injured! Lets take a look at what happened in that incident.
https://youtu.be/yL-ons9PQVI
After the accident, one WLF2 soldiers said," If it wasn't for Big John Stud more would have died", lets take a look at a photo of that daring rescue.
http://cdn.humoropedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/funny-military-jokes.jpg
We'll be right back after this station identification!
Visconte
12-13-2015, 18:37
I suspect that mortar was supplied by the same Chinese equipment manufacturer that sold those intel radars to WLF earlier this round.
ALERT!!! We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the following:
Z McZuzzerz here on the ground, it appears as though catastrophe has struck! The entire World of Nation wars has come to a crashing Halt. Standing here, amid a blaze of smoke and chaos, Mr. Prez can be seen running around franticly waving his hands in the air. He has managed to get the forums back up and running, but still no word on when the cleanup might begin.
Some states suspect a giant EMP terror attack... Others (Missionary) are claiming that this is the work of god almighty, and the beginning of the rapture. As Missionary Prays senselessly while Mr. Prez goes to work, we wait patiently for more info.
In the mean time we bring you scenes from [Esco] headquarters, celebrating that fact that their slaughter his been delayed.
Z McZuzzerz, Over and out!
https://media.giphy.com/media/xGamRzpBQYlG0/giphy.gif
I suspect that mortar was supplied by the same Chinese equipment manufacturer that sold those intel radars to WLF earlier this round.
Probably where the NW internet provider comes from too!
ALERT!!! We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the following:
Z McZuzzerz here on the ground, it appears as though catastrophe has struck! The entire World of Nation wars has come to a crashing Halt. Standing here, amid a blaze of smoke and chaos, Mr. Prez can be seen running around franticly waving his hands in the air. He has managed to get the forums back up and running, but still no word on when the cleanup might begin.
Some states suspect a giant EMP terror attack... Others (Missionary) are claiming that this is the work of god almighty, and the beginning of the rapture. As Missionary Prays senselessly while Mr. Prez goes to work, we wait patiently for more info.
In the mean time we bring you scenes from [Esco] headquarters, celebrating that fact that their slaughter his been delayed.
M McZuzzerz, Over and out!
https://media.giphy.com/media/xGamRzpBQYlG0/giphy.gif
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*Breaking News*
After several failed ground attacks against ESCO, the State from WLF2 (TSA), switched gears and unleashed its Navy on the Nation of [SOUL]!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQphuPB6w1O7-VTDv9sLXnpmOo0dXti5lUaoJxdA-bf5O--cJ2FRA
After causing major damage to SOULS Navy, it was quickly thwarted off by SOULS Navy Seals Team!
https://youtu.be/XQP9E90O6Qg
Stay tuned for the latest updates on MSNWNews, the fair and balanced news channel.
*Breaking News*
After several failed ground attacks against ESCO, the State from WLF2 (TSA), switched gears and unleashed its Navy on the Nation of [SOUL]!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQphuPB6w1O7-VTDv9sLXnpmOo0dXti5lUaoJxdA-bf5O--cJ2FRA
After causing major damage to SOULS Navy, it was quickly thwarted off by SOULS Navy Seals Team!
https://youtu.be/XQP9E90O6Qg
Stay tuned for the latest updates on MSNWNews, the fair and balanced news channel.
I believe the Seal in the Blue Hat is Maggio.
Z
northbabylon
12-15-2015, 15:30
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Thanks guys.
Missionary
12-15-2015, 15:55
Haha, only just read these but they are good :-)
We gather here today to mourn our dearly departed bbjshd (#245). He gave it a valiant effort, but like a wounded cow to a hungry pack of wolves all things must die. He was able to stumble into the barn before the wolves managed to close in on him completely last night but on this night, he wasn't so quick.
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The Pack is still hungry.
Z
*BREAKING NEWS...BREAKING NEWS*
It's a sad, sad day today for music fans all over the World! It appears that Van Halen, representing WOW, fell to the hands of WLF at 17:51 today!
So, this tribute goes out to all the fans and loved ones !
https://youtu.be/jTqXxHmcpTY
R.I.P. Van Halen
You are slowing down on us axis, that kill was hours ago and you haven't reported on the dead state that has litterally been on for hours yet hasn't restarted
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