Originally Posted by
Mr President
This act of war will not come without consequences.. USA is and always has been a peaceful nation that doesn't attack when bored. So far there has been 2 American casualties at the hand of your leadership. You counted on America to be passive... You counted wrong.
At 05:00 when I received word of the attack I ordered the US Military on full defensive alert. At 05:01 I sent a message out to our top war generals to begin plotting a strike. Now at 22:05 I am ordering the US Military to begin Military operations against your nation members. Our strikes will be precision and to the core. We will not take mercy on your states as they have made the decision to follow your leadership. May god have mercy on your souls...
hmmm crap, I forgot, I'm not the leader of USA and as I turn around and see that there is no army standing behind me my words begin to seem..... well.... weak to say the least.. Ok let me rephrase what I said above..
At 22:05 I order the citizens of my state to begin preparing stink bombs and rotten tomatoes and launch them at your tanks and jets as they go by. Though they may not break any glass, if positioned just right they could clog a fuel line and make your engines stall. I have also asked them to light bags of poop on fire and leave them at the door of your command centers. Though this may not kill or harm you in anyway, it will at least keep you busy while i run my *** the other way..
I will be back to speak again when all our water balloons and squirt guns have been filled.. So until then, fear me!