Plans to rule the universe

[Minimus]

1. I will collect the porn
2. I will copy the porn to an encrypted device
3. I will compress the porn into an encrypted archive
4. I will collect more porn
5. Once my flash drive is ultimately full, I will sort the porn
6. I will delete duplicate porn
7. I will create a website with a non suspicious name where I will upload the sorted porn
8. This will allow me to view the porn on any computer, or any hand held device
9. Freeing up space on the flash drive, which will allow the downloading of more porn
10. Ultimately making me extremely wealthy, and in charge of the entire universe.

[Minimus]

Feel free to comment on my plan, or present better ones.

[Nubs]

Phase 1. Steal underpants
Phase 2. ???
Phase 3. Profit
Reinvest Profits and repeat..

[-Chris-]

1. Sell Hoebawt as a sex slave.
2. Sell Hoebawt as a grass cutter.
3. Sell Hoebawt as a painter.
4. Sell Hoebawt as a roof worker.
5. Use money to clone Hoebawt.
6. Sell Hoebawt's clone and Hoebawt as sex slaves...
......

[Disorder]

Hoe aint gonna work.. It Cinco de Mayo week...

[Xavior]

Don't you mean lawnmower?

And I rate this thread 5 stars out of 5!!

[nosejam]

Phase 1. Steal underpants
Phase 2. ???
Phase 3. Profit
Reinvest Profits and repeat..

Noo you beat me to it!

[KLL]

1) locate Pinky and the Brain
2) join Pinky and the Brain

[Max Logan]

1) locate Pinky and the Brain
2) join Pinky and the Brain

We have a winner

[Minimus]