Hi. My name is...

[Deus]

Folks, my name is deus and id like to tell you the perks of being a satanist. Yes you herd right, a religion in which you serve the almighty lucifer. Anyway, not only will you never have to deal with all that light magic crap and angel faries, but god will be out of your head and out of your live. Yes, thats right, no chance of ever going to heaven, Doesnt it bring joy to you?

Anyway, theres more than just this. Yes, thats right, instead of being the butt of the torture you get to give it! Theres no 'A infinity of being riped apart' for you, instead you get to rip people apart!

The perks are never ending here! So join Satans army today, and wreak havoc on the rest of the living work

Thanks for your time folks, and remember...

My name is Deus

[ooga booga]

Are you introducing yourself or did you mean this to be a nation recruitment thing? welcome?

[Missionary]

both .

deus you are way to kewl to join a nation that laughts at you in there tag

[Satan666]

I'm glad to see one of my followers here.

[Soviet Russia]

I'm glad to see one of my followers here.

[Deus]

Always happy to support the local 666