.......I will be seeking Political Asylum in a foreign country.
Much like the draft dodgers of years past I may have to make a run for Canada if she takes office. Can anyone recommend other friendly countries that would take me in? I didn't want to limit myself to Canada but so far it's at the top of my list.
I speak a little German and Spanish. I can also understand most insults spoken in Tagalog. My only request is that I be allowed to bring my favorite spatula with me.