word has reached me of how you kidnapped one of our players.

we demand the return of one of our long time members Ben of Lime.

allow him to return to his home in xeldx and we will consider this matter resolved.

do not and i will most likely harrass him with nudges for the next few days. after that i will turn to spamming mr. p.

if mr. p somehow survives i will unleash our secret weapon upon all of usa!