The Silent Treatment

[pcgluva]

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

[Missionary]

haha, thats awesome .

[Bram Gotink]

haha, thats awesome .

Now, now, don't overreact

It was funny, but I've heard better

I just can't remember them

[Satan666]

i am positive i know better, just not appropriate.

[Bram Gotink]

i am positive i know better, just not appropriate.

Indulge us

[Crimson Shadow]

It was still funny

[Mwahahahaha]

Ignorign the joke, as an "experienced husband" I can say that it's been several years since I've received the silent treatment. It's childish and stupid, as all men already know. You just need to "break in your wife" into realising the same. How? Well, use your hand for a couple of days. The rest is what you wished for anyway.