Congo Approves Economic Stimulus Package Of AK-47 For Every Citizen.

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Parliament Approved an Economic Stimulus package that will provide every Congolese citizen with an AK-47.

Lawmakers designed the Stimulus package to create jobs in the fastest growing sectors of the economy:

-Contract Killing, Kidnapping, and Banditry.

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...nomic_stimulus

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