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Two Rednecks and a Canoe
"hey Jeb, you sure this is whar we'll find us some of those tasty LoR vermits?", Roscoe picked up his paddle to think.
"Shhhh, quiet now thar. You gots to sneaks up on these little fellers", Jeb held a finger to his pudgey lips.
Sneaksin? I like sneaksin, kinda like saddling up behind a big ol hawg, and dropin your drawers...", Jeb swats Roscoe, to prevent too many hunting secrets getting out.
Our brave rednecks pull up to the shore along the LoR Infantry parade route, and draw bead with their Shotguns, while leaning on each other to steady theirselves.
"Shoulda brought mo' beer..."
"Shhhh, Bingo"
1.1mil INF die and Roscoe and Jeb hoot before reloading, and repeating.
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chris laughs. (best one liner ever)
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