5 million credits to anyone who can logically prove me wrong.
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Michael Phelps = Fish
5 million credits to anyone who can logically prove me wrong.
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He has lungs.
*Sticks out hand and waits for 5 million creds*
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Ha - I watched him break the world record on the 500 Im. He's crazy fast.
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fish can't cry. he's clearly cried on the podium.
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My fish cried whenever the other fish died. next.
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there is a guy like that every couple of years. not impressed. and last season like over 50 records were broken in total.. so breakig na record is standard at pretty much each eventOriginally Posted by jasonlfunk
heck, theres even 14 or 16 year olds breaking world records
oh, and as for proof... fish can'T talk
and only humans can qualify as an competitor to an olympic event nor can fish have american citizenship.
and fish have scales
finish don'T have opposable thumbs.
fish areen'T warm blooded
Last edited by KLL; 08-10-2008 at 06:25.
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Also fish do not have any bones except a back bone - Phelps has arms and legs
Fish DNA and blood types are not compatible with humans - Phelps has to take a blood test and drug tests (and he has passed)
Fish do not have a butt crack - Phelps does (my wife wanted me to add this one)
P.S. also he won gold in the 400 IM not 500 IM.
and now he has gold in relay
If I have to explain the joke then it joke will change and now your it
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typo?there is a guy like that every couple of years. not impressed. and last season like over 50 records were broken in total.. so breakig na record is standard at pretty much each event
heck, theres even 14 or 16 year olds breaking world records
oh, and as for proof... fish can'T talk
and only humans can qualify as an competitor to an olympic event nor can fish have american citizenship.
and fish have scales
finish don'T have opposable thumbs.
fish areen'T warm blooded=p the finnish are cool. tony kakko for teh win.
on the bright sides... dogma gets kudos o.o
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