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Pretty soon we'll have the Bills so get ready to make the trek up to Toronto if you want to see your teamOriginally Posted by ooga booga
They're French! They're queer! They take it up the Rear! CANADAAA!!! CANADAAAA!!!!
I'll give them Hockey and that's it.Oh and their beer. I'm a fan of Molson and Labett Blue.
And Labatts and Molson are considered water down piss up here, try some Alexander Keith's or Moosehead next time your around
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Pro Canada Thread
*Disclaimer*
The following set of truths may anger some sensitive readers, specifically those who are Ignorant, shameless, and or Republican, or those whose name might be Dogma
If U live in the USA and believe your country is peachy Keen, then do not read this, instead go do some research, or enroll yourself in a learning program.
1st off I will start with the Military Might issue:
Canada could easily beat the USA in any war, and its quite simple really why.
Canada might have a smaller Military, but unlike the US, 90% of our soldiers are not preoccupied Murdering people across the world. The same goes for out equipment and intel.
Our Economy: As the Canadian Dollar has been falling recently, it brings back the glory days for Canadian exporters. And as Oil prices fall, the Alberta Oil sands productivity strains relax, and allow Canada some breathing room for expansion into other energy sources. The Carbon Tax implemented in BC also pushes in the right direction. The Banks of Canada are among the best Capitalized Banks in the world, due to our balanced capitalist/socialist policies.
Politics: Unlike Amerika, Canada has a real political situation. We gave 5 major parties and many more independent type parties, each Canadian over the age of 18 is Automatically registered to vote, and designated a votiong station, we get a voting card in the mail each election. Our politicians do not Run debts for our grandchildren to pay.
Global view: Everyone loves Canada, Everyone Hates America. Enuf Said.
Freedom and safety: When someone gets shot in Vancouver BC, it makes the headlines of the Toronto Star 5k Km away. We are free to do as we wish as long as what we wish involves no harm, Canada is a beautiful place to Live.
Environment: Canada has the greatest array of climates than any other nation on earth, we have so much untouched land, and beautiful natural places, where no man has stepped. As mentioned before, we are now implementing Carbon Tax.
Long lives the Supremacy of Canada: What the US should have been!
Z
Last edited by -Z-; 10-12-2008 at 21:31.
[WLF] = the greatest nation ever to exisit, in any game, in any universe, of all time, period.
Major
man...Z if i had more time id teach you how to bash USA properlynot this n00bie windup attempts you have going
Captain
man...Z if i had more time id teach you how to bash USA properly
In order to counter Republican Propaganda that is Spammed upon us every second of the day, We need this type of ****.
Z
[WLF] = the greatest nation ever to exisit, in any game, in any universe, of all time, period.
Major
quite the contrary. this typpa stuff loses us support
President
Is it really necessary to make a new thead everyday on bashing America?
Yes this section is open to anything, but come on.. This gets sooooo old.
If you feel you must continue to bash the US, then please pick one of your other 300 threads on bashing USA and post in them..
Last edited by Mr President; 10-12-2008 at 22:10.
"You counted on America to be passive... You counted Wrong!"
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Grow up.
P.S. I am all in favor of pulling every soldier off of foreign soil and becoming an isolationist nation.
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This was a Pro Canada Thread. I had no thread in referance to how Canada Owns the US, it was quite needed from a Canadian standpoint for this to be a new thread.
I hope NW is tolerant to Canadians...
Z
[WLF] = the greatest nation ever to exisit, in any game, in any universe, of all time, period.
Captain
Clearly U failed to read the Disclaimer.
Z
[WLF] = the greatest nation ever to exisit, in any game, in any universe, of all time, period.
Private
It made me smile.
True. But you're not stupid enough to brag with your military, who's the best etc.Canada could easily beat the USA in any war, and its quite simple really why.
Yup. Lets rephrase the term "Axis of Evil" again... How about, US, North Korea and Sweden(they are all gays in sweden, thats why i put it there).Canada might have a smaller Military, but unlike the US, 90% of our soldiers are not preoccupied Murdering people across the world. The same goes for out equipment and intel.
How about just showing your ID when voting...who needs "registering" anyways? How about a system where the guy who gets most votes will get elected? How about second round in pres elections if no one gets 50% of the votes or more? How about having more than two parties...?Politics: Unlike Amerika, Canada has a real political situation. We gave 5 major parties and many more independent type parties, each Canadian over the age of 18 is Automatically registered to vote, and designated a votiong station, we get a voting card in the mail each election. Our politicians do not Run debts for our grandchildren to pay.
I ask this because Americans are faced with a choice between the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. And once in a while the two parties do something which is both stupid and evil... and this is called bipartisanship... and by the way, too often they vote as their president someone who is like their bipartisanship-deals stupid and evil...and the saddest thing is that its the easiest way to raise in party's hierarchy to the top.
And wtf with those elections?! I'm quite sad at the situation where they have this "chance" guy, who really changes nothing except maybe uses some lipstick to make the pig look better...and the other guy who thinks its fiscally conservative to stay in Iraq for 100 years. Good luck with those who needs to see the McBama doing his "changes"...
...And probably the liberal drug policy Isn't the smallest reason why we love youGlobal view: Everyone loves Canada, Everyone Hates America. Enuf Said.
But true, lets hope the new "recession" (if something, americans are good with words...during the "america's great depression" they used word Panic..which was more accurate...and then they started to use word depression just to make it look not that bad and not its also forbidden word and they use recession...which is kinda nice in schools...to have a little brake....wtf, its PANIC WHICH IS COMING - but the nicest thing about it is that it will be worst in USA) will do some changes in US... and i dont need to say positive changes, it cannot be anything else after GWB.
Yup, its kinda similar situation here in Finland...we had this school shooting here for second time in history, 9 dead...and it wont go away from the headlines even though it was one month ago and we are coming near the global depression here...Freedom and safety: When someone gets shot in Vancouver BC, it makes the headlines of the Toronto Star 5k Km away. We are free to do as we wish as long as what we wish involves no harm, Canada is a beautiful place to Live.
Haha, I can see you are enjoying that tax. Its still a curse word for me, but taxing the externalities int as bad as taxing the income anyways.Environment: Canada has the greatest array of climates than any other nation on earth, we have so much untouched land, and beautiful natural places, where no man has stepped. As mentioned before, we are now implementing Carbon Tax.
Dude, there are other countries as well...and Canada is quite cold, at least in North and during the winter...and i like place where grows coconuts, mangos, pineapples and these should be beautiful beaches where every piece of small stones (aka. sand) are equal small size and the air and the water are clean and the girls are hawt...where's that kinda place btw? Not in US, thats for sure!Long lives the Supremacy of Canada: What the US should have been!
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