Pro Canada Thread

[MAGGIO]

isnt there allready a thread about canada?

[Bram Gotink]

yes, but not about the military

how many threads are there 'bout McCain or Obama?


Canada doesn't need to expand it's military... Unless they start a full scale war against the USofA, Canada doesn't need to worry about anyone. Except Greenland, but that's freakin' empty and meltin'..

[Green]

A guy I know just got accepted into the Canadian Armed forces.

I found it interesting that he will need to wait 6-12 months to begin his Basic training, because there is such an abundance of people willing, and the Canadian Armed forces apparently does not need more troops.

Z

Why would you need more of things you don't use?

[-Z-]

isnt there allready a thread about canada?

LMAO

I hope u intended this to be funny Maggio.



Indeed Canada really needs no military.

We could be like the swiss, but We use military for homeland affairs, rescues and such, a bit of espionage, and then for "peace keeping" purposes, aside from that, Canada can rely on the rest of the worlds military to help us, becasue we are so awesome.

Seriously, because aside from some really good technology in certain areas, like communications, nuclear power, we have a very small military. attempting to get a military that could actually secure our borders, would be futile, we would end up spending like the US, and be FLUFFed.


Z

[Hoebawt]

u dont need to protect ur borders u dont have thousands of midgets crossing over

[Green]

secure our borders

Watch out for the elves from the North Pole marching under Santa's banner of war.

[Hoebawt]

hahahaha that was incredibly funny green good job

[-Z-]

Watch out for the elves from the North Pole marching under Santa's banner of war.

Dude, Santa has threatened Ottawa on several occasions, him and his Flying Deer!

We have lookout stations in the North West Territories, keeping check 24/7.

all his attempts at bribery for extra cookies and milk have thus far been without follow through, but this does not mean that Canada will take his threats lightly.

We have developed Elf piercing bullets and rain deer Radar.


Z

[Will]

What about Rudolf and his radar jamming nose?

[Dogma]

*Disclaimer*

The following set of truths may anger some sensitive readers, specifically those who are Ignorant, shameless, and or Republican, or those whose name might be Dogma

If U live in the USA and believe your country is peachy Keen, then do not read this, instead go do some research, or enroll yourself in a learning program.










1st off I will start with the Military Might issue:

Canada could easily beat the USA in any war, and its quite simple really why.

Canada might have a smaller Military, but unlike the US, 90% of our soldiers are not preoccupied Murdering people across the world. The same goes for out equipment and intel.

Our Economy: As the Canadian Dollar has been falling recently, it brings back the glory days for Canadian exporters. And as Oil prices fall, the Alberta Oil sands productivity strains relax, and allow Canada some breathing room for expansion into other energy sources. The Carbon Tax implemented in BC also pushes in the right direction. The Banks of Canada are among the best Capitalized Banks in the world, due to our balanced capitalist/socialist policies.

Politics: Unlike Amerika, Canada has a real political situation. We gave 5 major parties and many more independent type parties, each Canadian over the age of 18 is Automatically registered to vote, and designated a votiong station, we get a voting card in the mail each election. Our politicians do not Run debts for our grandchildren to pay.


Global view: Everyone loves Canada, Everyone Hates America. Enuf Said.



Freedom and safety: When someone gets shot in Vancouver BC, it makes the headlines of the Toronto Star 5k Km away. We are free to do as we wish as long as what we wish involves no harm, Canada is a beautiful place to Live.


Environment: Canada has the greatest array of climates than any other nation on earth, we have so much untouched land, and beautiful natural places, where no man has stepped. As mentioned before, we are now implementing Carbon Tax.


Long lives the Supremacy of Canada: What the US should have been!


Z

In order to counter Republican Propaganda that is Spammed upon us every second of the day, We need this type of ****.


Z

This was a Pro Canada Thread. I had no thread in referance to how Canada Owns the US, it was quite needed from a Canadian standpoint for this to be a new thread.

I hope NW is tolerant to Canadians...

Z

So perfect.


Z

A guy I know just got accepted into the Canadian Armed forces.

I found it interesting that he will need to wait 6-12 months to begin his Basic training, because there is such an abundance of people willing, and the Canadian Armed forces apparently does not need more troops.

Z

WEll, back to not reading any of your posts.