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[ranger2112]

the only english speaking people i get is when i call ATT. even my credit card guy is like ...and would u like a slurpee with that?

[Missionary]

Thats why I hate calling service lines. No matter what company you are calling noone can speak or understand english. Takes over 5 hours to explain to them what the problem is....then they have to transfer you to another person who you have to explain for 3 hours.

phone them and the 1st thing you should say is "can you transfer me to a person who has english as there 1st language please" works most the time.

[Crimson Shadow]

Never thought of that........its genious (and slightly rude)

[Missionary]

it works most the time.

dunno what its like over in america but we used to constantly gt phone calls about people trying to sel us contract phones. all of them are asian and have very poor english. they constantly go on and on and on about these mobiles they trying to sell to you.

neways, after awile we got really pissed with it and started to just mess them around. when they phoned up we would do thinks like:

copy what they say (childish but makes them hang up)
start shouting down the phone to them screaming "are you ****ing my wife"
try selling them somethign back (very funny, espically when you say your selling viagra and insult his manhood)
agree to it and when they phone back tell them to get screwed
or even give them a really really hard question and say if you answer this question i shall buy you phone

[Crimson Shadow]

Or my personal favorite..."Can I have your phone number, I'm busy and need to call back later." They always hang up.

[Missionary]

, thats a good one.

my mat asked one if he had any fit daughters. when he said no ive only got a son, my mate goes so is he fit then . and the guy hung up.

[Warl0rd]

it works most the time.

dunno what its like over in america but we used to constantly gt phone calls about people trying to sel us contract phones. all of them are asian and have very poor english. they constantly go on and on and on about these mobiles they trying to sell to you.

neways, after awile we got really pissed with it and started to just mess them around. when they phoned up we would do thinks like:

copy what they say (childish but makes them hang up)
start shouting down the phone to them screaming "are you ****ing my wife"
try selling them somethign back (very funny, espically when you say your selling viagra and insult his manhood)
agree to it and when they phone back tell them to get screwed
or even give them a really really hard question and say if you answer this question i shall buy you phone

Just say, please hold on a second, put the phone on the table and leave, they will eventually hang up but not before spending some $$$ and wasting some minutes of their time

[Satan666]

I would think Just yell back extremely loud and pretend you are deaf would work. but the tell them you are busy and you want their number to call back later is my personal favorite.

[Crimson Shadow]

If you were deaf....how would you know the phone was ringing

[Warl0rd]

vibration or lights... how do you think?!

PS: ignoring the fact that they wouldn't be able to listen what ppl were saying making the use of a phone useless