Boy, 12, Dies From Excessive Deodorant Use
At first I thought he might have been torn to pieces by women from using excess TAG or something but I was wrong. Don't mean to sound mean but that's a silly way to go. At least he smelled good for the coroner.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,456664,00.html
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things.
The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.