Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide

**WoodPecker** · 08-30-2007, 11:48

i would kill myself in a heartbeat if i was married to courtney love

Spetznaz_GRU · 08-30-2007, 11:50

Shouldn't you kill yourself anyway?

**WoodPecker** · 08-30-2007, 12:00

what about u i see u havent lit ur *** on fire yet

Spetznaz_GRU · 08-30-2007, 12:04

i'm trying to drink me some courage.

**WoodPecker** · 08-30-2007, 12:06

u could just slit ur wrists like owen wilson

Spetznaz_GRU · 08-30-2007, 12:07

i'd still need courage. And come on. I'm thinking of an original way to go.

**WoodPecker** · 08-30-2007, 12:15

oh u could **** the **** out of a chick then have her strangle u too death i saw it on CSI new york it was pretty cool

Spetznaz_GRU · 08-30-2007, 12:17

That's stupid. No more tv for you mister.

**ranger2112** · 08-30-2007, 12:26

dont kill yourself, let the state do that.

**WoodPecker** · 08-30-2007, 12:27

he doesnt live in russia ranger even he knos enough to get the hell out

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