how pick up a girl!

[Bram Gotink]

You know what's funny; is that your name was the first thing that popped up in my head when I read this thread title. Because only you would be searching links to how to pick up a girl.

I read the thread title and I thought Andy was asking advice from the community "Yo, Mr P, how do you pick up girlz?"

[Hoebawt]

when i listened to this i was like **** i hope andy doesn't see this thread

[Shabaz K]

i think thast enough leave hiom alone

[Hoebawt]

u dont know the half of it jigger

[nosejam]

I read the thread title and I thought Andy was asking advice from the community "Yo, Mr P, how do you pick up girlz?"

I think we all want Mr P's advice, have you seen the girls that come out of his house in the morning??

[Hoebawt]

better hope the first lady doesn't see that

[Missionary]

I think we all want Mr P's advice, have you seen the girls that come out of his house in the morning??

are they not the cleaning crew?

[Satan666]

yeah i don't really think anyone on this site is really a master of picking up girls, even tho i know alot of you are married/have significant others.

[Minimus]

2. Put your junk in the box...

[Minimus]

The whole trick to picking up girls is booze, seriously. Even if you're the most uptight nerd, if you drink a few beers and relax, and stop thinking about rejection or vaginas, it's not too hard to pick up women. Even Hoebawt managed to get a girlfriend. On the other end of the booze spectrum, if you get the girl really really drunk, you can also probably get away with alot too, as they will stop caring what a dork you are, as long as you aren't trying to rape her in the face or something. I've also heard the **** in the popcorn bag works well, except the salt and butter can sting sometimes.