HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

[Dogma]

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of
'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

[pvtmutter20]

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of
'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

[Divine Intervention]

mine asks if i want to delete rather than get rid

[Xavior]

Hm, I thought it would be 'turn off caps lock'.

[KLL]

i'd rep you for that, but apparatnly i can't