One liners.

**Dogma** · 03-13-2009, 10:08

Ok, lets see how funny you guys are. Give us your best one liners.

My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

**nosejam** · 03-13-2009, 12:38

I used to be indecisive, but now i'm not so sure

**Xavior** · 03-13-2009, 13:34

You got pwned, noob!

**Dogma** · 03-13-2009, 15:11

Well, yes, I have schizoprenia but...

at least I have each other.

**-Chris-** · 03-13-2009, 15:24

Thug life!

**::LD::GrimReapr** · 03-13-2009, 15:27

I wouldn't be broke if the voices in my head would pay rent.

**Dogma** · 03-13-2009, 15:30

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

Just not the one with you naked in church.

**::LD::GrimReapr** · 03-13-2009, 15:33

I am Grumpy cause your Dopey.

**jeff_capes** · 03-14-2009, 07:03

This one was on a church bulletin board, really was written up without them thinking about it.

"Weight Watchers on Wednesday night. Please use the large double doors round the back"

**Dezonus** · 03-14-2009, 17:36

I have alzheimer's....But at least I don't have alzheimer's...

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