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    Default Why I am depressed...

    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to
    the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels,
    mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
    you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago,
    (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
    "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
    and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Today, Obama has stolen your shovel,
    taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and
    mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed
    last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
    the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
    funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
    I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to
    a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

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    awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogma View Post
    Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to
    the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels,
    mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
    you to the Promised Land."

    Nearly 75 years ago,
    (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
    "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,
    and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

    Today, Obama has stolen your shovel,
    taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and
    mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed
    last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
    the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
    funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
    I had to press 1 for English. I was then connected to
    a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
    They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
    i think i just re-fell in love with you

    I'm just dreaming a reality while crossing a bridge to nowhere

    Here is to Backstabbers!... you know who you are

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    LOL
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    For a second I thought this was Admin Announcements...
    Quote Originally Posted by Tnova
    Hmmmm, well, I was speaking on a person to person basis, since you are one of my favorite people in the game.
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    to get suicidal? or a truck?
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