Boy? Cave? Seriously? You couldn`t think of a 'yo mamma' joke? PffftOriginally Posted by MellonColly
Major
Boy? Cave? Seriously? You couldn`t think of a 'yo mamma' joke? Pffft
CW, TWC/PX, E
USA(x), Deli, DOOM, GRIM/DEAD(x), EURO, SLOB(x), LoR, ABT(x), CR(x), RE
Sergeant
im not much of a yo mamma joker
heres my favorite one.
It was the mailman''s last day, after 38 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, and old age pensioner presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When they had finished, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring the coffe, the mailman noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup''s bottom edge.
"All of this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what''s the dollar for"?
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said, "Screw him. Give him a dollar. The breakfast was my idea!"
didnt think my 4th restart would be able to do much damage, I was wrong
Sergeant
UB strikes back!
The leader has fallen!
You have killed Mitt Romney(#754)
o ya...and tsk tsk for not having any Ground defence
Last edited by MellonColly; 03-26-2012 at 17:44.
Private
GA-ing casher? thats good one. Maybe they can get another kill before the set ends
Sergeant
we dont like to kill land. just civilians.
Sergeant
UB strikes again.
GA IBuildFlawlessBoats(#$$$)[UB] Enter the phoenix(#***)[EURO] 593 Civilians, 4.499 Military Units, 93 Food 01:37:46-2012/03/27
with more CIVILIAN KILLING!
Corporal
congrats m8, ;-)
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You deserve that infraction for being mean to Maggio.. I hope you have learned your lesson. Now go to your room and don't come out till you are ready to say you're sorry.
bad bad boy!!
morituri te salutant
Private First Class
You have killed EURO TRASH(#789)
Not bad for a after turn freeze restart....
Better have some cold beer ready, I will stop by whether you like it or not.
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