Jokes

[The First Lady]

A husband and wife are shopping in Wal Mart when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and puts them into the shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks his wife.
'They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans,' he says,
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they continue on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.
''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies...'so does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's only half the freakin' price!!!

[Norrisville]

Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[Crimson Shadow]

A husband and wife are shopping in Wal Mart when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and puts them into the shopping cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks his wife.
'They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans,' he says,
'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they continue on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man.
''It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says.
The man replies...'so does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's only half the freakin' price!!!

Was this a true story about Mr P

[captain_hook]

what's the opposite of christopher reeves?

















christopher walkens

[The First Lady]

Was this a true story about Mr P

i dont think i can comment....

[k959]

i bet it was... i know thats what i would do if i was ever married and if i was ever went shopping at walmart

[PhoenixFury]

A music joke I heard not so long ago.
What do you call the person who follows the band around


the bass player...
this is more of a payout joke though

[nosejam]

What's the difference between a moped and Jade Goody?

A moped can reach 30

[Will]

What's the difference between a moped and Jade Goody?

A moped can reach 30

evil.