ALERT!!! We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the following:
Z McZuzzerz here on the ground, it appears as though catastrophe has struck! The entire World of Nation wars has come to a crashing Halt. Standing here, amid a blaze of smoke and chaos, Mr. Prez can be seen running around franticly waving his hands in the air. He has managed to get the forums back up and running, but still no word on when the cleanup might begin.
Some states suspect a giant EMP terror attack... Others (Missionary) are claiming that this is the work of god almighty, and the beginning of the rapture. As Missionary Prays senselessly while Mr. Prez goes to work, we wait patiently for more info.
In the mean time we bring you scenes from [Esco] headquarters, celebrating that fact that their slaughter his been delayed.
M McZuzzerz, Over and out!