Hi Dboz
I was the one who bombed your ships. I did so for several reasons:
1. I fail at netting
2. I hate WLF (wait, what?)
3. You jumped 100m ships with no other units whatsoever
4. It was fun
Please keep in mind those reasons were written in random order. In hindsight, I would have ranked 'It was fun
' first in importance, simply because, well, it was fun. I think you'll understand.
NO WAIT
Don't take that as an apology. I did that knowing very well that it would be up to the admins to decide if they wanted to punish me for it. Alas they did not, and no one forced me to post this, so I do this all for your benefit. But do not think I write this in regret, I actually write this because I have a chemistry quiz tomorrow and I'm trying to put off studying for it as much as I can. So far I have done nothing for 7 hours since I have gotten home and it is quickly approaching midnight and I have yet to start.
So basically I want to say you have played this game for god knows how long, and just because suiciding is restricted right now, you should know better than to buy 100m ships and nothing else and expect to finish in the top 5, let alone the top 10. I actually write something very similar to this every time something happens. I lied, I copy and pasted this from a post of mine 2 years ago. Actually, if my lie was a lie, does that make it the truth?
I put lots of smilies in here so Max can have a reason to respond since he doesn't read any posts over 50 characters long so he can just look at the smilies and see the mood of each paragraph. Like this
THIS PARAGRAPH IS FUNNY MAX LOGAN!!
I'd award you the Purple Aubergine Award for September, but quite honestly, I have like 45 other people before you on my list and I can't seem to justify bumping you up just because i pwned you. So you'll just have to wait your turn. Instead, why don't you succeed me as Newsletter editor? I think thats a fair deal. So I usually write mine in Word, then just copy/paste it as a PM to Mr. P the day before the new round starts. Which is like 2 days from now. So you better start writing. Don't forget to spell check, you'll look like a even bigger noob if you don't.
Okay, thats about it.