Originally Posted by
L P
1. In Canada, What do you call Canadian Bacon(round ham slices)?
2. What do you call regular bacon(the fatty strip kind)?
3. Why are there so many professional hockey teams in the U.S.A. and so few in Canada, eh? Seriously, why play hockey in the desert or a swamp when you guys have all that great snow and ice up there? It just doesn't make any sense if you ask me.
4. Would I be granted refugee status in Canada if I feared Hillary Clinton? (You let our draft dodgers hide out, I think it would only be fair.)
5. Would you like to have the Montreal Expos back?
Non-Canadians may comment but please leave the legitimate answers to people actually from Canada, eh?